If that were a friend of mine, I wouldn't be able to stifle my laughter every time I looked at him. I can't believe the tat artist didn't talk him out of it. A friend of mine got really wasted one night in FL and woke up with a dolphin tatoo on his ankle. Everyone loves dolphins, but it was the gheyest dolphin you've ever seen - almost pink. There is now a scar where the dolphin used to be.