is being interviewed for a staff position at a hospital.

One of the staff senior docs is giving him a tour and they come upon anopen door behind which a patient is furiously pulling his pud.

The interviewee ask the staff doc what is going on and the staff doc explains "He has a rare conditon where his testicles will explode if he doesn't relieve the pressure".

The young interviewee nods and they move on where upon they come upon an open door where a gorgeous blonde is giving a patient a bj.

The young doc looks quizzically at the older doc and asks "Now what is going on?"

The older doc smiles and says "He has better insurance".

a guy goes in for a physical and his doc happens to be a drop dead gorgeous blonde with perfect tits and an ass like a 13 year old boy.

she begins her examination, and finally they get to the end when it's time for the cough test. he takes down his pants and after about 10 seconds the doc looks at him and says, "sir, you have to stop masturbating." he looks down at her and asks why, and she says "because i'm trying to examine you."

2 Docs...1 thread.

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a guy goes in for a physical and his doc happens to be a drop dead gorgeous blonde with perfect tits and an ass like a 13 year old boy.

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Seriously, does this comparison really sell it for you?

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and an ass like a 13 year old boy.

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Priest in the making?

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drop dead gorgeous blonde with perfect tits

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You were on to something good here

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and an ass like a 13 year old boy.

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but then you utterly self-destructed with this comment. I fully expect for this to be in someones sig in 5 minutes.

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an ass like a 13 year old boy.

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More gay than FXSTick listening to Snatch's collection of Liza Minelli LPs.

Greg makes me scared

FXST is gonna love this thread

Aggies talking about their favorite subject.
Ya'll are just disturbing.

Dammit, he's still breathing.

And it was a tard, old man. Not an Aggie.

wait, is that weird?

We've had a Post Like FXST thread. Maybe we should have a Read like FXST thread.

Or maybe, in the name of public safety, we shouldn't make provoke an illiterate, knee-sock wearing, Vespa-riding, pedophile who obsesses over Aggies.

One tard and 4 aggies, including yourself discussing your favorite subject, Violence with Sheep.

He comes in my room at night to meat me, tells me it's coctor time. I cry.

I thought it was ass like a 10-year-old boy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsRwH_Fw1AM#t=02m18s

But whatev...it's a weird reference either way.

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coctor time

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Note to Greg Marmalard. I am glad you changed your name. I played 16 professional seasons and am among the greatest of all time. I deserve to not have my nickname sullied by a midget, pedophiliac STD-ridden pizza delivery boy.

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an ass like a 13 year old boy

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Finds 13-year-old boy ass awesome:

1. Dr. Marmalard
2. UTex

Help

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Finds 13-year-old boy ass awesome:

1. Dr. Marmalard
2. UTex

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I prefer Coco's ass, it's huge but it's absolutely mesmerizing:

Anyone here ever seen D'Nika Romero? She's an Ag.

(I'd post pics but I'm at work)

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Ass implants? Is there such a thing?

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D’Nika Lea Romero is an American model. She is also a former women’s basketball player for Texas A&M University. Romero first received attention from the media for her modeling work when she won the Black Men’s Swimsuit Contest in Houston, Texas and had a spread in black Men’s magazine. She has also been in several issues of Playboy Special Editions. She is currently continuing with her modeling and is an aspiring actress.

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Saw her for the first time at Harry's for some MMA thing, she was the main ring girl. Been hooked ever since.

Bannable, on the 13 year old boys ass part, you forgot patch and FXST.

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Or maybe, in the name of public safety, we shouldn't make provoke an illiterate, knee-sock wearing, Vespa-riding, plagiarizing, pedophile who obsesses over Aggies and young boys.

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Self-fify

Sam: Dr. SandusKy

It's hungry.