...NO TEAMS OVER .500

PITIFUL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDmU1kIm17U

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The Rangers are one of the least successful teams in MLB history, being one of four teams to have never played in a World Series, having never won a league championship. They are also one of only two franchises to have never won a playoff series since the franchise's inception in 1961.

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HOLY SHIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!

13 0 just f*cked up this thread with some truth.

[This message has been edited by nactownag (edited 5/1/2010 4:03p).]

LOLZ, this is very rich considering the Astros are 8-14 and the AL West winning percentage is a lofty 48.9 percent compared to the NL Central's abysmal 47.1 percent. Meanwhile 4 out of 6 NL central teams are under .500 compared to the 2 in the AL West. But hey good try.

Poooooor BI chest thumping about the AL West while the Lastros have returned to their bottom feeding position.

Damn, these self-ownage threads are sooooo much more funny when they revolve around Aggie sports and not Houston sports.

Please, Brandi, I'm begging you - no NFL smack. I really think the Texans have a shot at the play-offs this year as long as you don't put the KOD on them.

Um you realize there are only 4 teams in the AL West??? Do ranger fans really think their team this year will don anything?? Their hitting and bullpen are terrible.

"You win some, you lose some, and you wreck some"-Dale Earnhardt

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway"-John Wayne



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So wait. Is this thread about how much the Astros suck, how much the Rangers suck, or how much both teams suck?

Only a Houston fan can lump a .500 Rangers record with an 8-14 Lastros record. Houston is Baylor, when they do finally have the slightest success they will talk more **** than anyone else.

The Rangers are the Rangers: the worst team in the HISTORY of MLB:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDmU1kIm17U

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The Rangers are one of the least successful teams in MLB history, being one of four teams to have never played in a World Series, having never won a league championship. They are also one of only two franchises to have never won a playoff series since the franchise's inception in 1961.

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Brandi with another epic comeback to is comparable to "oh yeah...well...well...you're stupid!"

Houston had better be glad they've gotten to play the Pirates or things would look even worse

Hey Rangers, how do those championship rings looking in New York? Texas baseball = where failure happens.

One would hope they looked good considering how much of Georges cash it took to get them there

From worst to first in 2 days. thanks brandi

POOR POOR BRANDI and SAMantha... getting owned on Rivalries yet again.

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From worst to first in 2 days. thanks brandi

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Was there ever any doubt. Brandi is like a modern day groundhog. It looks like at least 6 more weeks of bad baseball for the Astros.

This is too funny. Calling Houston Baylor?? Really? Start talking **** when your team actually tastes a World Series...hell when your team wins a freaking play-off series! Yeah..the Stros have been bad the last couple of years, but at least we have a winning histroy..unlike you Dallas pieces of ****.

someone's pissed... I guess the Killer B's have run out of honey? amirite

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Calling Houston Baylor??

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The entire city of Houston = Baylor. You must be new to TexAgs, watch their imbecile citizens talk more **** than anyone else when they so much as sniff a decent season in something. Have mercy on all of us if their football team ever makes the playoffs, you'll think they cured cancer!

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imbecile citizens

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our friendship is over

stop it pal

NewArmy is phkking PIZZED

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The entire city of Houston = Baylor

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Baylor > Rangers

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Baylor > Rangers

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it's true, baylor has more postseason wins than the rangers

move back to dallas

Harry loves Dallas

Oh so the entire city is like Baylor, huh? Interesting. Typical loser mentality. Your team isn't good and never has been good so you knock other teams. The Astros actually have a winning history. We have been to the World Series. We've actually won a playoff series...many times, actually.


P.S. - How does it feel to be knocked out of the NBA playoffs every year by a lesser team? How does it feel to have never won an NBA championship? I'm wondering...because over in Houston, we don't know how that feels.

how does it feel to own the worst Game 7 performance in the history of the NBA? PLZ tell me.

Ranger fans are exactly like Baylor fans. Am I right? Bunch of pathetic parasites wishing they could have evolved into something better

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how does it feel to own the worst Game 7 performance in the history of the NBA? PLZ tell me.

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100 times better than being the only team in history to lose to an 8 seed in the first round with a 7 game format, while winning 65+ games

wait, they won 65+ games the year they lost to an 8 seed. holy sheet i may have melted down too. i didn't realize it was that bad.