I'm 'relatively' new to rivalries and I have a few questions...

Who the **** is patch?

Who the **** is Ribby?

Who the **** is Boozing?

Why the obsession with these people?

Why is Walkanne's vagina mentioned in every other thread? Surely she gets sick of this?

Why is Muy so retarded?

That's all.

Don't post here again until you can figure it out for yourself.

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I'm 'relatively' new to rivalries and I have a few questions...

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Why is Muy so retarded?

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lol

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Who the **** is patch?

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highwayman

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Who the **** is Ribby?

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The Black Cloud

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Who the **** is Boozing?

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Aggies98tards54

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Why the obsession with these people?

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Patch and Ribby are the board piñatas. Boozing riles up teasips the most.

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Why is Walkanne's vagina mentioned in every other thread?

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Some people think it's funny.

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Surely she gets sick of this?

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She enjoys it, I think.

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Why is Muy so retarded?

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He's getting up their in age and he's balding pretty bad. You can write novels answering this question.

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Who the **** is patch?

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highwayman, he orginally posted under the name "patch" years ago. A t-shirt sip who attended Concordia, likes to **** cats and loves small teets, and is a member of the Jeffery Dahmer fan club. Along with FXST (hereafter reffered to as "FuXSTick" he forms the "creepers most likely to be arrested for diddling small boys" tandem.

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Who the **** is Ribby?

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A t-shirt sip who has posted under countless usernames. He's a mime-school dropout (not joking), has a mole the size of a zeppelin on his forehead, and has essentiually vanished from this board since losing several bets and the famous "East Texas banishment" legislation passed by Ragent LLP. in 2009.

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Who the **** is Boozing?

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Aggies17485764849Tards-17, or something like that. Aggie whose sole purpose in life is to attain realestate in the minds of our resident sips and tards.

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Why the obsession with these people?

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We obsess over lots of things

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Why is Walkanne's vagina mentioned in every other thread? Surely she gets sick of this?

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Because anne's vagina looks like someone took a claw hammer to a pork tenderloin and then had 467 men ejaculate on it

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Why is Muy so retarded?

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The 2006-2007 Dallas Mavericks

Now you know

It would be best for you to get out while you still can.

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It would be best to get out while you still can

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This.

But if you choose to stay post at your own risk and grow a hide thicker than my camel toe.

And read this.
http://www.texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?forum_id=6&topic_id=717452

Tough10ies? Like "tough tennies"? It's unfortunate you couldn't have worked titties in there somehow instead of something homosexual like tennies...

Sad.

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grow a hide thicker than my camel toe.

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Quality advice, Tmoney, quality advice.

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Why is Walkanne's vagina mentioned in every other thread? Surely she gets sick of this?

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she does get sick of it, but they seem to derive so much fun from it, what the hell...

oh and bmed's full of shyte, but provides some humor on this board. some.

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and has essentiually vanished from this board since losing several bets and the famous "East Texas banishment" legislation passed by Ragent LLP. in 2009.

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his last disappearance occured recently after his general board uggo ex-girlfriend disclosed that he had a little dick and he prematurely ejaculates. this exile may take a little longer than the others.

nice thanks for the insight fellas. I remembered seeing aggies98tards54 refered to as boozing, just wasn't sure.

also, I jest about Muy.

Testing from crackberry. Basically, boozing is a waste of oxygen and bandwidth. Hth

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also, I jest about Muy.

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Dont be a p*ssy. We know you're not joking.












There are too many people that might agree. LOL




[This message has been edited by Tmoneyag99 (edited 3/30/2010 7:49p).]

I take some pride in bringing a little bit of attention to the Ribby ex thing

to the east texas board with you. you shall stay as many weeks as the number of questions you just posed. i didn't read them, so we'll need to use the honor system.

and tmoney...kindly post a pic of those maximus labia majoras even if they're hiding behind an overwhelmed pair of workout shorts or sucking a pair of blue jeans like the tube at the HEB pharmacy. we need to know whether or not those bad boys are still growing. your husband must be hung like a mississippi packmule or you must be placing inanimate objects in there. I'd like for you to roll me in a ball and let me live in that thing for a while. I'll trim my beard so as not to excessively tickle. You can walk around all day knowing I'm in there, feeding me, hoping I'll grow to be the vaginal fruit you've always longed to pick when ripe.

jesus, jorts

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mississippi packmule

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vaginal fruit

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GD

Die-uh-bee-tuss.



[This message has been edited by TechDiver (edited 3/31/2010 2:38p).]

diver

good. Please pass the vagina talk torch to tmoneys vagina and all it's possibilities.

tia

i'd like to hide a pot roast in yours and let it slow-cook for a few days. then i'd like to clean your crock-puss with a water hose and a stick-up

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crock-puss

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Seriously?

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce to you one of the greatest young legal minds in the state of Texas...

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crock-puss

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I'm guessing that means pink on the inside and rough as sheet on the outside.

i'm hungry for a roast beef sandwich all the sudden

Jesus Jorts. You can always be counted on.

Good Lord, jorts. Are you drunk?

getting moist in here and a little more than smelly.

i fear i'm going to be sharing space soon with an elongated cotton absorber.

something smells like rusty quarters. send an umbrella.