***** 2024 Houston Astros Season Thread ***** [Staff Warning]

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The Porkchop Express
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Pena needs to start batting 9th and only bunting like 1970s and 80s shortstops
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Jfc Pena
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Mr.Bond said:

I'm all but done with #3


If he goes 0fer and we play tomorrow, I'd like to see Dubon at short
AgSportsFan89
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Double playña
RO519
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DAMMIT! We need to capitalize when we get opportunities!
Chef Elko
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Penas swing just screams roll over into a double play
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The Porkchop Express said:

Pena needs to start batting 9th and only bunting like 1970s and 80s shortstops

There's only one problem with that...
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He hit it hard, but damn Peña never elevates anything
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I wish Gronk would unretire, he's far more annoying on commercials.
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Why not have Pena bunt every at bat?

Guy is a GIDP and K machine

And whenever he gets on base it's some weak grounder he runs out anyways
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Am I reading this right, exit velo on Pena's dp was 108?

Elevate the damn ball
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Getting absolutely nothing from Pena and Tucker, 0
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Peña watches an absolute get over meatball for a strike and then grounds into an inning ending DP. The further we get from 2022. The more unbelievable it becomes.
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Well the silver lining for now is their batters have absolutely no idea what they're doing at the plate
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HB is just straight flopping it on the table.

Offense has got to do their part!
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Pena....

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Furlock Bones said:

Peña watches an absolute get over meatball for a strike and then grounds into an inning ending DP. The further we get from 2022. The more unbelievable it becomes.


Grooved him fastballs because he was a rookie shortstop and they paid for it then. The book has been out on him for a while since then.
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Furlock Bones said:

Peña watches an absolute get over meatball for a strike and then grounds into an inning ending DP. The further we get from 2022. The more unbelievable it becomes.

Eh, it was 2-0 so I'm good with that take.
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Twins fire all their hitting coaches.


HEY, JIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Timmy K is going deep into his lore book because this game is such a snoozer. His 2nd best defensive right fielder of all time
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It would be more interesting if they just told dad jokes.
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It was a 93 mph fastball with no movement located middle. You crank that ****er no matter the count.
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That mustache irritates me for some reason.
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Gentlemen, I can confirm that Ted Cruz is at the game.
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HFB!!!!
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Out of it!
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Has Diaz thrown anyone out this year?
The Porkchop Express
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whiff city, son
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agproducer said:

Gentlemen, I can confirm that Ted Cruz is at the game.


Can he leave!? The bats are way too cold.
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agproducer said:

Gentlemen, I can confirm that Ted Cruz is at the game.
Stick to policy and campaigning, Ted. GTFO of the juice box.
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He threw a guy out yesterday...
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agproducer said:

Gentlemen, I can confirm that Ted Cruz is at the game.


Please tell me he's wearing a Tigers jersey.
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RUNS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey Astros

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this man deserves some gdamn run support....COME ON BATS
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