http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?forum_id=5&topic_id=489968Above is a link to a post on the subject. I wrote up a real men of genius ripoff as well (I guess I had a lot of time that day). Surely the whole episode will go down in Texags lore filed next to the Listeater saga.
This is a first attempt at a real men of genius ripoff. You creative types, please feel free to improve upon this first draft. In my opinion I think fish pond maintainer is funnier than fish pond manager - something about fish pond maintainer sounds more like something out of Aggieland...
bud light presents real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you mr. fish pond maintainer
(mr. fish pond maintainer)
your inside information led to the vital actions needed to alter transportation and lodging for the texas state football game
(hurricane rita coming)
in addition to ensuring the fish pond is ready for the yell leaders' victory plunge you are in the know on the same level as resident ex presidents and cia directors
(top secret secret)
you follow in a long and proud line of protected sources
(don't forget deep throat)
just keep an eye on listeater for us because she is a clear and present danger
(danger danger)
so crack open an ice cold bud light mr. pond scum cleaner man, because you are now part of texags lore and aggies everywhere can relax knowing you are in the inner circle
(thank you mr. fish pond maintainer)
I borrowed a little from this campusology from another post:
fish, give me "Fish Pond Maintainer".
Sir, the Fish Pond Maintainer was an inside source for a TexAgs poster. His infinite knowledge of University goings-on led to the vital actions needed to alter transportation and lodging for the 2005 Texas State game which was adversely affected by one Hurrican Rita. The Fish Pond Maintainer's statue stands on the east side of the Academic Building, Sir!
[This message has been edited by Old Main (edited 8/6/2006 4:01p).]