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Whats the fish pond manager deal...

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catorano
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everyone keeps referring to?
Cru
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our game vs TSU. Someone claimed to have spoken with the Fish Pong Manager and he told them that it was being rescheduled for the Wednesday/Thursday night at 6:30 instead of when it was originally slated to be played.


I think this is accurate, but not 100% sure.
ffco
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On a lighter topic...the rescheduling of the Texas State game last year because of Hurricane Rita, he was the first to post the actual time and date for the game. He got some healthy "skepticism" from fellow posters, but in the end got the last laugh.

Somewhat of a TexAgs legend.

Give em hell, Fran!
Jock 07
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yeah it had to be rescheduled for that lil ***** of a hurricane that never showed up
Cuterebra
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aka: "The Fish Pond Maintainer"
ffco
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Correcting cru:

His ID is fishpond manager (maybe it was maintainer), and he claimed to have inside info.

Give em hell, Fran!
Jock 07
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No; the id didn't come till after the game
Cru
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thanks, ffco, I had tried to forget about last year.
ffco
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thanks, ffco, I had tried to forget about last year.


hopefully, this year will be the remedy for that.

Give em hell, Fran!
catorano
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Thanks.
ffco
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I cant find the link...maybe someone else can.

I seem to remember that he was posting as fishpond manager/maintainer and that made it even funnier.

I seem to remember that my brain was once as sharp as a steel trap, but I am not even sure of that anymore.


Give em hell, Fran!
Randy03
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Nope, it was some other guy that said the guy who maintains the fish pond said that the game would be moved.

After that is when fish pond manager the screenname appeared because of the cult status of that thread.
ffco
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I will have to defer to those with better memories. I still can't find the link.

Give em hell, Fran!
ColoradoMooseHerd
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The Fish Pond Manager is a fake

The original post was from a guy that heard a rumor from the Fish Pond Maintainer, the actual fish pond maintainer, not a TexAgs Identity
ColoradoMooseHerd
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The TexAgs ID "Fish Pond Manager" is just a guy that was stupid and got the name wrong from the post
ffco
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http://www.texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=489193&forum_id=5

found it.

"fish pond manager" came after the thread

Give em hell, Fran!

[This message has been edited by ffco (edited 8/6/2006 11:13a).]
FJB
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lol
Dynomite Dolemite
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LMAO at fish pond maintainer...
Stupe
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The TexAgs ID "Fish Pond Manager" is just a guy that was stupid and got the name wrong from the post


Actually, he's highly intelligent and holds two degrees from A&M. He started the name as a joke and then just kept it. He's never said that he was actually the guy that broke the news.
Orlando Ayala Cant Read
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that fish pond as the source thread should go right up there with aggiegrants thread.

and all those people calling that poster out,should have to apologize too.
Paul Durbin
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Wait a sec...LOL
Scotch
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Hmm, I didn't realize that the term "Fish Pond Manager" was actually used before the term "Fish Pond Maintainer".

However, I still feel the proper term to use for the person with the inside info is Maintainer, since the guy who "maintains the fish pond" is not necessarily the "Fish Pond Manager".

The Manager is who would set the schedule for when the fountain is on, and when it is maintained. The Manager is the Maintainer's boss, and as I recall the Maintainer bangs the boss' wife on a regular basis. I think that has come up in a thread before...

[This message has been edited by Scotch (edited 8/6/2006 2:25p).]
Old Main
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http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?forum_id=5&topic_id=489968

Above is a link to a post on the subject. I wrote up a real men of genius ripoff as well (I guess I had a lot of time that day). Surely the whole episode will go down in Texags lore filed next to the Listeater saga.

This is a first attempt at a real men of genius ripoff. You creative types, please feel free to improve upon this first draft. In my opinion I think fish pond maintainer is funnier than fish pond manager - something about fish pond maintainer sounds more like something out of Aggieland...

bud light presents real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you mr. fish pond maintainer
(mr. fish pond maintainer)
your inside information led to the vital actions needed to alter transportation and lodging for the texas state football game
(hurricane rita coming)
in addition to ensuring the fish pond is ready for the yell leaders' victory plunge you are in the know on the same level as resident ex presidents and cia directors
(top secret secret)
you follow in a long and proud line of protected sources
(don't forget deep throat)
just keep an eye on listeater for us because she is a clear and present danger
(danger danger)
so crack open an ice cold bud light mr. pond scum cleaner man, because you are now part of texags lore and aggies everywhere can relax knowing you are in the inner circle
(thank you mr. fish pond maintainer)

I borrowed a little from this campusology from another post:

fish, give me "Fish Pond Maintainer".

Sir, the Fish Pond Maintainer was an inside source for a TexAgs poster. His infinite knowledge of University goings-on led to the vital actions needed to alter transportation and lodging for the 2005 Texas State game which was adversely affected by one Hurrican Rita. The Fish Pond Maintainer's statue stands on the east side of the Academic Building, Sir!






[This message has been edited by Old Main (edited 8/6/2006 4:01p).]
Fish Pond Manager
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Like Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and the chupacabra, I am simply the figment of someone's overactive imagination.

Or am I?
Jock 07
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You would be the un-original product of a great thread


[This message has been edited by Jock 07 (edited 7/27/2014 9:12a).]
Fish Pond Manager
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If you must know, I registered the name just after that thread was posted.

I started a thread titled "The game will be played...". The message was "eventually." It was deleted in seconds and earned me an immediate weeklong ban.

Then it just kind of stuck.
Fish Pond Manager
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Oh, and "texaggie2007" is the pinnacle of originality.
HowdyTAMU
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History week on TexAgs. I have to remember that any of my posts could come back to haunt me in the future...not that any have, but...
Jock 07
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[This message has been edited by Jock 07 (edited 7/27/2014 9:12a).]
ZoneClubber
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BQ_90 needs some credit for coining the phrase in that thread. Still funny.
Fish Pond Manager
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Actually, he's highly intelligent and holds two degrees from A&M.


You forgot "ruggedly handsome"...
Gus Fring
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Eeyore Smooth
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quote:
CLASSIC Tammy89

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