This list is for super serious candidates only.
#1. Jimbo (We're already paying him - its the only "free" option)
#2. Marcel Reed. Promote him to coach so he can longer be QB
#3. Lane Kiffin (buy out Elko, Buy out Kiffin, plus pay Kiffin 20M/season guaranteed for 20 years, spend ALL the money, raise tuition)
#4. Art Briles. Will probably work for peanuts
#5. AI powered Mike Leach robot. My personal favorite option.
#6. Bo Pelini (because this picture should never go away)

#1. Jimbo (We're already paying him - its the only "free" option)
#2. Marcel Reed. Promote him to coach so he can longer be QB
#3. Lane Kiffin (buy out Elko, Buy out Kiffin, plus pay Kiffin 20M/season guaranteed for 20 years, spend ALL the money, raise tuition)
#4. Art Briles. Will probably work for peanuts
#5. AI powered Mike Leach robot. My personal favorite option.
#6. Bo Pelini (because this picture should never go away)
