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Babylon Bee's take on Michigan's timekeeper

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9:44a, 9/9/26
In case you might not know, Babylon Bee is a satire website

https://babylonbee.com/news/michigan-announces-own-time-zone-where-clocks-are-always-one-second-behind
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10:03a, 9/9/26
" At publishing time, officials had announced that the official NCAA investigation of the NCAA revealed no wrongdoing by the NCAA."

Unfortunately, this direct quote from the article is not satire.
“You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.” -Abraham Lincoln

“Veganism is like communism. They’re both fine… unless you like food.”
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