"Smarmy Lane"
Smarmy Lane declines to say where he will coach next year,
Yet all the boosters at Ole Miss still have his back.
And they're likely all getting close
To a heart attack.
The folks in Oxford want to sign him to a big new deal,
And his response has been stone silence, not a word.
Leading some to think him quite a turd.
Yes, it's all absurd.
Gator nation didn't know which team to pull for,
To root for Lane or dear UF while in their seats.
They'd like to know if he sends his tweets
While he's wearing cleats.
Very strange.
Smarmy Lane is in my feeds and on my screens.
He's the number one candidate for 7 teams.
In Gainesville . . . meanwhile back . . .
His total "O" is currently rated number 3 this year.
He's scoring points and making first downs by the stack.
Who can possibly stop his attack,
Even turn him back?
Off the field, he is an interesting character.
Gossip hounds found several notes to offer:
A linebacker dates his daughter,
He likes freshwater,
Very strange.
Smarmy Lane is in my feeds and on my screens.
He's the number one candidate for 7 teams.
For Penn State? . . . meanwhile back . . .
He's the most sought after football coach in all the land.
Yet his talks in post-game pressers is often bland.
His social media can be quite mean.
It's a mean machine.
Half the state of Mississippi's in a tizzy.
There's great success, they're in the playoffs just the same,
While Rebel fans play the waiting game.
And who's all to blame?
Smarmy Lane.
Smarmy Lane's the talk of podcasts and on TV.
From Pate, to Mac and Cube, Andy and Ari
Poor Starkville . . . meanwhile back . . .
Smarmy Lane! Oh, when will you announce your job?
Quit being such a narcissistic sotting knob.
Smarmy Lane!
Smarmy Lane declines to say where he will coach next year,
Yet all the boosters at Ole Miss still have his back.
And they're likely all getting close
To a heart attack.
The folks in Oxford want to sign him to a big new deal,
And his response has been stone silence, not a word.
Leading some to think him quite a turd.
Yes, it's all absurd.
Gator nation didn't know which team to pull for,
To root for Lane or dear UF while in their seats.
They'd like to know if he sends his tweets
While he's wearing cleats.
Very strange.
Smarmy Lane is in my feeds and on my screens.
He's the number one candidate for 7 teams.
In Gainesville . . . meanwhile back . . .
His total "O" is currently rated number 3 this year.
He's scoring points and making first downs by the stack.
Who can possibly stop his attack,
Even turn him back?
Off the field, he is an interesting character.
Gossip hounds found several notes to offer:
A linebacker dates his daughter,
He likes freshwater,
Very strange.
Smarmy Lane is in my feeds and on my screens.
He's the number one candidate for 7 teams.
For Penn State? . . . meanwhile back . . .
He's the most sought after football coach in all the land.
Yet his talks in post-game pressers is often bland.
His social media can be quite mean.
It's a mean machine.
Half the state of Mississippi's in a tizzy.
There's great success, they're in the playoffs just the same,
While Rebel fans play the waiting game.
And who's all to blame?
Smarmy Lane.
Smarmy Lane's the talk of podcasts and on TV.
From Pate, to Mac and Cube, Andy and Ari
Poor Starkville . . . meanwhile back . . .
Smarmy Lane! Oh, when will you announce your job?
Quit being such a narcissistic sotting knob.
Smarmy Lane!
