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Caleb Downs Accuses Texas A&M of Manufacturing An Unfair Advantage

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Now the carping has started. Alabama fears A&M is rising.

Ohio State Star Caleb Downs Accuses Texas A&M of Manufacturing An Unfair Advantage

Caleb Downs Accused A&M of "Pumping Noise" into Kyle Field
In his Downs 2 Business podcast with his brother, Josh, Ohio State Buckeyes safety Caleb Downs put in his two cents on the debate when it came to stadium volume on Saturdays, and to say the Buckeye was skeptical about the 12th Man would be an understatement.

"Playing at Texas A&M my freshman year, that game was the loudest that I had ever been at," Downs reminisced, calling back to a 2023 road trip to Aggieland while he was with the Alabama Crimson Tide. "And Auburn, that kind of reminded me of Oregon last year, I will say that it was very similar, but that Texas A&M game, they were pumping noise into the stadium."

Even when his brother tried to counter by giving the six-digit crowd their due and saying it really is "just that loud," Caleb wasn't having any of it, and likened them to the Penn State game last year in Happy Valley.
"I was literally sitting on the sideline, and I could feel noise coming from under the stadium," Caleb said. "Penn State's environment was okay. I mean, it got lit for one minute because they had that pick six, but the rest of the game I was on the sideline just like, 'ehh.'"
It is possible for noise to be so loud from the roar of a stadium that it can register seismic activity, which is likely what the All-American was feeling during that game in October 2023, where the Tide held off a late charge from A&M to win 26-20 and included Downs intercepting then-A&M quarterback Max Johnson.
Kyle Field has long been hailed as one of the most intimidating environments to play at in college football, with the stadium turning in a crowd of over 100,000 on the regular, similar to Ohio Stadium in Columbus, Ohio, where Downs spends most of his Saturdays during the fall.
5 4
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"Now the carping has started. Alabama fears A&M is rising"

Possibly true regarding Bama fearing Texas A&M but Caleb Downs plays for Ohio State.
ironmanag
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Sounds like sour grapes to me.
AggieZUUL
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"I was literally sitting on the sideline, and I could feel noise coming from under the stadium," Caleb said.


The jig is up guys. He found our subwoofer lair underneath the field.

Bill Superman
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We will become enemy #1 if we start winning.

Embrace it.
Heisenberg01
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I heard we buried subwoofers under the stadium along with Jimmy Hoffa.
TexasRebel
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That's just the 7:10p Union Pacific rolling by hauling tiny rubber balls for referee whistles to Houston.
AggieZUUL
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Heisenberg01 said:

I heard we buried subwoofers under the stadium along with Jimmy Hoffa.



BREAKING: Hidden Lair Discovered Beneath Kyle Field. Caleb Downs Uncovers Long-Buried Secrets
College Station, TX September 19, 2025

In a revelation that has stunned Aggieland and sent shockwaves through the college football world, Ohio State safety Caleb Downs has reportedly uncovered a hidden subterranean lair beneath Texas A&M's iconic Kyle Fieldan architectural anomaly he first suspected during his freshman year with the Alabama Crimson Tide.

Downs, now a standout Buckeye and All-American, shared the discovery on his "Downs 2 Business" podcast, describing "unusual vibrations and artificial noise" emanating from beneath the stadium during a 2023 matchup against the Aggies. "I felt something under the turf," Downs said. "It wasn't seismicit was mechanical. Like the stadium was breathing."

The Lair Beneath the 12th Man

Sources close to the investigation revealed that the lair, accessible through a concealed hatch beneath the visitor's sideline bench, spans nearly 20,000 square feet and includes:

  • A vintage control room with analog dials labeled "Crowd Simulation" and "Decibel Override"
  • A wall of VHS tapes labeled "SEC Espionage 1982-1997"
  • A climate-controlled vault containing unopened crates of Werther's Originals candies
  • But the most shocking discovery came during a routine inspection of the candy crates.
Jimmy Hoffa Found Wrapped in Mystery and Butterscotch

Wedged between two rusted pallets of caramel confections was a mummified body, later confirmed via dental records to be none other than Jimmy Hoffa, the legendary Teamsters boss who vanished in 1975. Investigators believe the crates were part of a stolen shipment rerouted from Michigan during the summer of Hoffa's disappearance.

"This changes everything," said Dr. Lenora Voss, a forensic historian at Texas A&M. "We've long suspected Hoffa's ties to organized labor and logistics. But to find him beneath Kyle Field, surrounded by candy from a hijacked Michigan truck? That's a plot twist no one saw coming."

The Werther's Connection

The Werther's Originals, still sealed and remarkably preserved, were traced to a Detroit-based distributor whose records mysteriously ceased in July 1975. Experts are now analyzing the chemical composition of the candies to determine whether they were part of a covert smuggling operationor simply a sweet coincidence.

Downs' Final Word

"I didn't expect to find Hoffa," Downs admitted. "I just wanted to prove Kyle Field was pumping fake noise. Turns out, it was pumping secrets."

Bill Superman
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We really need to pump the band into the stadium through the speakers.
Divining Rod
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In all honesty- do we do this? I think we do. You can hear the band oumped through the speakers for sure.
Mega Lops
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Cringe.

Luke The Drifter
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5 4 said:

"Now the carping has started. Alabama fears A&M is rising"

Possibly true regarding Bama fearing Texas A&M but Caleb Downs plays for Ohio State.


He played at Alabama before transferring to OSU.

And to be fair, we have put microphones near the Aggie Band and auxiliary speakers around the stadium so the band could be heard.

But those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint. Isaiah 40:31 (NIV)
the more coolest guy
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The response to things like this and things like armchair refs analyzing things that weren't called needs to be…so what?
MD1993
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Steam Tunnels! That is why nobody can go down there. The forefathers of A&M designed these noise/vibration systems back in the 40's and 50's to watch it finally get hatched in the late 80's. We have a system set up to pipe noise from under the ground in the tunnels and cause vibrations!

Drunken Overseas Bettor
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Heisenberg01 said:

I heard we buried subwoofers under the stadium along with Jimmy Hoffa.

The reveille coffins are empty, it's all speakers.
CCAD AG
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We have a system set up to pipe noise from under the ground in the tunnels and cause vibrations!

So does this finally put an end to the so-called conspiracy theories about the unsafe amount of movement on the third deck? I know all our engineers were commenting whether the movement was safe or unsafe. I'm positive now that it is intentional and coming from the steam tunnels under Kyle vibrating up and shaking everything from the ground level to put the fear of God into our opponents all the way up to the third deck.
amercer
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I think we need to acknowledge that the graves of Reveille should never have been moved and their angry spirits shake the ground on game day?
Matsui
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nope
TexasRebel
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Ironically there's a rifle range down there somewhere.
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