COACH ELKO HAS CONSUMED THE WATER OF LIFE.
He slowly approaches Yell Practice this evening before being stopped by AD Trev Alberts:
Alberts: "Only teams with Elite QBs can win the playoff. In order to get one you must return your QBs water to the well, and have a transfer take his place."
Elko: "Do you think I'm stupid enough to deprive myself of the best of us?"
Connor Weigman: "Take my scholarship Coach, it is the only way."
Elko: "I AM POINTING THE WAY!"
Elko: "There is no one in this University who can stand against me!"
*Elko faces a random freshmen in the crowd*
Elko: "You think you could have a chance...but you're afraid. What if I could be the One? This could be the moment you have been praying for, all your life. You're praying now, to your grandfather. He died nine moons ago. He lost an eye, a piece of wood smashed his face when he was a mere brown pot, working the stack. At that time. this tradition had an Aggie name: BONFIRE."
*Random Freshman falls to his knees
Random Freshman: "Lisan al-Gaib!"
*Elko turns towards a Yell Leader
Elko: "In your nightmares you sit during games at Kyle Field, and it brings you joy!"
*Yell Leader falls to his knees
Yell Leader: "Madhi!"
Marcel Reed: "Madhi, what do you foresee for us?"
Elko: "MAROON PARADISE"
*Marcel falls to his knees
Reed: "Lisan al-Gaib"
Reed: "Show us the way!"
*Elko pulls out an Aggie Ring, and places it on his finger
Elko: "This is E. King Gill's ring. I am Michael Muad'dib Elko, Duke of Aggieland! The hand of God be my witness, I am the voice of the Outer World, I will lead you to PARADISE!
***And that's exactly what we're gonna do to 'em Ags! First, we eliminate the orange abomination, and all who worship Bevo, under his black sun. Then we conquer the SEC by defeating UGA in single combat. Finally, we spread across the CFP, destroying all who stand against us, until we reach our MAROON PARADISE AND ALL WILL CHANT REVEILLE'S NAME!***
He slowly approaches Yell Practice this evening before being stopped by AD Trev Alberts:
Alberts: "Only teams with Elite QBs can win the playoff. In order to get one you must return your QBs water to the well, and have a transfer take his place."
Elko: "Do you think I'm stupid enough to deprive myself of the best of us?"
Connor Weigman: "Take my scholarship Coach, it is the only way."
Elko: "I AM POINTING THE WAY!"
Elko: "There is no one in this University who can stand against me!"
*Elko faces a random freshmen in the crowd*
Elko: "You think you could have a chance...but you're afraid. What if I could be the One? This could be the moment you have been praying for, all your life. You're praying now, to your grandfather. He died nine moons ago. He lost an eye, a piece of wood smashed his face when he was a mere brown pot, working the stack. At that time. this tradition had an Aggie name: BONFIRE."
*Random Freshman falls to his knees
Random Freshman: "Lisan al-Gaib!"
*Elko turns towards a Yell Leader
Elko: "In your nightmares you sit during games at Kyle Field, and it brings you joy!"
*Yell Leader falls to his knees
Yell Leader: "Madhi!"
Marcel Reed: "Madhi, what do you foresee for us?"
Elko: "MAROON PARADISE"
*Marcel falls to his knees
Reed: "Lisan al-Gaib"
Reed: "Show us the way!"
*Elko pulls out an Aggie Ring, and places it on his finger
Elko: "This is E. King Gill's ring. I am Michael Muad'dib Elko, Duke of Aggieland! The hand of God be my witness, I am the voice of the Outer World, I will lead you to PARADISE!
***And that's exactly what we're gonna do to 'em Ags! First, we eliminate the orange abomination, and all who worship Bevo, under his black sun. Then we conquer the SEC by defeating UGA in single combat. Finally, we spread across the CFP, destroying all who stand against us, until we reach our MAROON PARADISE AND ALL WILL CHANT REVEILLE'S NAME!***
