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The Aggie Jihad across the CFP

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AggieGator16
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COACH ELKO HAS CONSUMED THE WATER OF LIFE.
He slowly approaches Yell Practice this evening before being stopped by AD Trev Alberts:

Alberts: "Only teams with Elite QBs can win the playoff. In order to get one you must return your QBs water to the well, and have a transfer take his place."

Elko: "Do you think I'm stupid enough to deprive myself of the best of us?"

Connor Weigman: "Take my scholarship Coach, it is the only way."

Elko: "I AM POINTING THE WAY!"
Elko: "There is no one in this University who can stand against me!"

*Elko faces a random freshmen in the crowd*
Elko: "You think you could have a chance...but you're afraid. What if I could be the One? This could be the moment you have been praying for, all your life. You're praying now, to your grandfather. He died nine moons ago. He lost an eye, a piece of wood smashed his face when he was a mere brown pot, working the stack. At that time. this tradition had an Aggie name: BONFIRE."

*Random Freshman falls to his knees
Random Freshman: "Lisan al-Gaib!"

*Elko turns towards a Yell Leader
Elko: "In your nightmares you sit during games at Kyle Field, and it brings you joy!"

*Yell Leader falls to his knees
Yell Leader: "Madhi!"

Marcel Reed: "Madhi, what do you foresee for us?"

Elko: "MAROON PARADISE"


*Marcel falls to his knees
Reed: "Lisan al-Gaib"
Reed: "Show us the way!"

*Elko pulls out an Aggie Ring, and places it on his finger
Elko: "This is E. King Gill's ring. I am Michael Muad'dib Elko, Duke of Aggieland! The hand of God be my witness, I am the voice of the Outer World, I will lead you to PARADISE!


***And that's exactly what we're gonna do to 'em Ags! First, we eliminate the orange abomination, and all who worship Bevo, under his black sun. Then we conquer the SEC by defeating UGA in single combat. Finally, we spread across the CFP, destroying all who stand against us, until we reach our MAROON PARADISE AND ALL WILL CHANT REVEILLE'S NAME!***


chicknfingrboi
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Aggie Fan Fiction...

THIS SITE HAS IT ALL
RyanPearson
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Some of y'all desperately need to get laid.
Fanatic15...Drs2B!
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RyanPearson said:

Some of y'all desperately need to get laid.


OP would rather play D&D!
AggieGator16
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Ok boomer....
AggieGator16
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AggieGator16
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RyanPearson said:

Some of y'all desperately need to get laid.
Does your Ole' Lady count?
Fanatic15...Drs2B!
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AggieGator16 said:

Ok boomer....


Haha. Actually, it was excellent parody. Well done.

Don't worry about that D&D stuff.

I played plenty in high school and was still able to get married... though not until my late 40s (truth).

Signed, a "Late Boomer" :-)
Jawbreaker
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Fanatic15...Drs2B! said:

RyanPearson said:

Some of y'all desperately need to get laid.


OP would rather play D&D!


Nothing wrong with D&D
TxAg76
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Tex117
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Dude. Stop this. Write it in your journal. But keep it off a public forum.
TxAg76
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Tex117 said:

Dude. Stop this. Write it in your journal. But keep it off a public forum.


Being a public forum, they can type out whatever they want.

Even if it's a little weird. Or a lot weird.
Definitely Not A Cop
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AggieGator16
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Tex117 said:

Dude. Stop this. Write it in your journal. But keep it off a public forum.
You've posted over 21K times since 2006...sounds like you've got a lot more journaling to do than me.
Tex117
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AggieGator16 said:

Tex117 said:

Dude. Stop this. Write it in your journal. But keep it off a public forum.
You've posted over 21K times since 2006...sounds like you've got a lot more journaling to do than me.
don't look at me weird dude.
Tex117
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TxAg76 said:

Tex117 said:

Dude. Stop this. Write it in your journal. But keep it off a public forum.


Being a public forum, they can type out whatever they want.

Even if it's a little weird. Or a lot weird.
You missed my point. You want to keep that fan fiction to yourself
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Brah.... this ain't Dune.
"Aggies don't lie, cheat, or steal, nor do they tolerate those who do!" - Aggie Code of Honor
yell_on_6th st
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AggieGator16 said:

RyanPearson said:

Some of y'all desperately need to get laid.
Does your Ole' Lady count?

You want his fish roommate? Definitely computes
lagoag
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Rooks posting crap. OP, if that sounded good in your head you might want to seek help.
Jugstore Cowboy
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Did Raptor have a kid?
burlesona
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Honestly not a bad Dune parody. Ignore the haters, TexAgs hates everything lol
AggieArchitect04
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I loved it but cracked up at this point…
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This is E. King Gill's ring.
1996OlAg
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Patentmike
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yell_on_6th st said:

AggieGator16 said:

RyanPearson said:

Some of y'all desperately need to get laid.
Does your Ole' Lady count?

You want his fish roommate? Definitely computes
Got to it first, darn you.
PatentMike, J.D.
BS Biochem
MS Molecular Virology


ABATTBQ11
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AggieGator16 said:

RyanPearson said:

Some of y'all desperately need to get laid.
Does your Ole' Lady count?


So much wrong with this...
Atreides Ornithopter
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Even I think this is overboard. But t.u. is House Harkonnen
KCup17
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Marcel is our Lisan Al Gaib
Pizza
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