I think that'd be quite the favorable outcome for us.

Sark would take it in a heartbeat; he's a journeyman at heart.

Sips would easily pony up a nine figure bid to keep him, which would drive up the anchoring point for his replacement.

And I've been saying all along he's 1.5oz of ethanol away from going Sark After Dark and taking down a P5 program with him. Speaking pragmatically, it's fine to watch the sips pour a half a billy into a Sark tenure that will surely disappoint, but it'd be much much better to have Sark go turn Saban's great machine into a wheels-off dumpster fire.




But, in case anyone elts is listening, Sark is a heckuva coach and I really fear what he could accomplish at Bama.

Pathetic post

Wait if Sark sucks don't we want the horns to keep him?

Yay, making fun of people who overcame their alcoholism is funny!

There is nothing we can do

Hire Sherman…

They should give Fran another opportunity.

Sark sucks. Don't care

Didn't Sark's crazy wife hate Tuscaloosa?

What could Bama possibly offer Sark that he doesn't already have?

ac said:

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What could Bama possibly offer Sark that he doesn't already have?

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A program that is consistently top 3-5 with 7 NC's in like 15 years. They just need a good captain to take over the wheel.

Not overly impressed with Sark. I'd be more worried with who the horns might get if Sark did/does leave.

William K. Klingaman said:

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Didn't Sark's crazy wife hate Tuscaloosa?

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That's not so crazy

If Sark leaves it would be telling how many coaches, players and recruits follow him.

ac said:

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What could Bama possibly offer Sark that he doesn't already have?

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A lot higher payday.

If Sark leaves, sip tears would be more than delicious.

APHIS AG said:

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ac said:

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What could Bama possibly offer Sark that he doesn't already have?

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A lot higher payday.

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People on this board don't want to hear this, but no school can match UT in terms of money & resources. Plus, you have better access to quality recruits (compare how many are within 200 miles of Austin to how many are the same distance from Tuscaloosa). And whoever lands the job has a very tough act to follow and is going to be subject to unrealistic comparisons. Sark ain't going there.

ac said:

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What could Bama possibly offer Sark that he doesn't already have?

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A prestigious and nationally accepted "elite" brand. A true dream job.

If Belichick is looking to prove he can win without Brady and the Pats want him to labor at it elsewhere maybe he takes the job. The GOAT succeeding the GOAT.

Google tells me it's likely Lanning though a few hours into it. Strange not seeing Bill O'Brien on the list.

https://www.sportingnews.com/us/ncaa-football/news/nick-saban-replacements-alabama-coaching-candidates-crimson-tide/81e68330f79afec9b0035209

Be careful what you ask for. Sark finished number 3 this year and beat Bama.

PyriteAg said:

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Yay, making fun of people who overcame their alcoholism is funny!

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BTW, the term "alcoholic" is getting replaced with "person with alcohol use disorder". Just heard it this week. Whatever..

William K. Klingaman said:

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Didn't Sark's crazy wife hate Tuscaloosa?

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She won't if Sark gets paid $14M/year

I think Sark's average at best but GD Sark and Manning to Bama would be funny whether it worked out or not.

It's gonna get more interesting now with Coaching moves, NIL and the transfer portal.

ac said:

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APHIS AG said:

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ac said:

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What could Bama possibly offer Sark that he doesn't already have?

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A lot higher payday.

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People on this board don't want to hear this, but no school can match UT in terms of money & resources. Plus, you have better access to quality recruits (compare how many are within 200 miles of Austin to how many are the same distance from Tuscaloosa). And whoever lands the job has a very tough act to follow and is going to be subject to unrealistic comparisons. Sark ain't going there.

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Bama pays extremely well and not all kids want to live in a city of Austin's size, filth and crime. I have several friends who are Aggies but their kids couldn't get in and went to Bama and they love it there.

William K. Klingaman said:

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Didn't Sark's crazy wife hate Tuscaloosa?

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You know, honestly, I haven't kept up with her that much lately and couldn't say for sure what she's thinking.

GinMan said:

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William K. Klingaman said:

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Didn't Sark's crazy wife hate Tuscaloosa?

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She won't if Sark gets paid $14M/year

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Sark and his wife vs. Tuscaloosa seems to be irrelevant, it looks like Lanning will be the new Bama coach.

William K. Klingaman said:

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I have several friends who are Aggies but their kids went to Tarleton and A&M Kingsville, and they love it there.

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FIFY

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GinMan said:

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William K. Klingaman said:

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Didn't Sark's crazy wife hate Tuscaloosa?

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She won't if Sark gets paid $14M/year

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Sark and his wife vs. Tuscaloosa seems to be irrelevant, it looks like Lanning will be the new Bama coach.

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Ya, they're not even targeting Sark whatsoever. He's not even in the top5 of odds. Lol

Bryanisbest said:

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Be careful what you ask for. Sark finished number 3 this year and beat Bama.

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Lol. Auburn was a Bama-miracle from beating Bama, our backup QB was close, and so was Arkansas. "Finished #3" LOL. Did you watch their games or do you just parrot their fans? It was not very impressive. And the idea they're the 3rd best team is loony - more like a Top10 team at best.

Aggie1188 said:

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Bryanisbest said:

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Be careful what you ask for. Sark finished number 3 this year and beat Bama.

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Lol. Auburn was a Bama-miracle from beating Bama, our backup QB was close, and so was Arkansas. "Finished #3" LOL. Did you watch their games or do you just parrot their fans? It was not very impressive. And the idea they're the 3rd best team is loony - more like a Top10 team at best.

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Sark beat Bama and finished number 3. Fact remains. Opine otherwise all you want.

Bryanisbest said:

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Aggie1188 said:

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Bryanisbest said:

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Be careful what you ask for. Sark finished number 3 this year and beat Bama.

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Lol. Auburn was a Bama-miracle from beating Bama, our backup QB was close, and so was Arkansas. "Finished #3" LOL. Did you watch their games or do you just parrot their fans? It was not very impressive. And the idea they're the 3rd best team is loony - more like a Top10 team at best.

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Sark beat Bama and finished number 3. Fact remains. Opine otherwise all you want.

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Nobody asked for your so called "facts" buddy.

The idea Texas was the third best team in America is funny. Best win Alabama, second best win Oklahoma State.

Bama is hiring Lanning.

We just need the sips to increase Sarks buyout so they pay more in a couple of years after the SEC eats him up.

Double Diamond said:

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The idea Texas was the third best team in America is funny. Best win Alabama, second best win Oklahoma State.

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Their second best win can be shared with the likes of Southern Alabama, Iowa State and UCF. UCF beat the sips second best win 45-3.