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TheDecadeSapling
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Jimbo has been deliberately tanking the season, luring Kiffin into a state of over-confidence. We actually have a stellar offensive line and they have to spend all week practicing to look incompetent. They spent months perfecting the "back up and step on the quarterback's foot to make it look real" play. Jimbo has allowed the defense to play well as a subtle signal to Texags that all is not lost.

Just when Laney thinks he has it in the bag, Jimbo is going to unleash Max and the OL in an offensive fury. Bryce will waltz off the field with Kiffin's girl, while Kiffin cries in disbelief on the sidelines. He then has a Ray Finkle-esque breakdown and is relegated to being a player-coach at the Oxford Insane Asylum.

When Jimbo is asked why he's been tanking the season instead of just winnning, he responds with some fast talking gibberish about execution and we never do get a comprehendible answer.

In true Aggie fashion, we then regress the next week and still go 8-4.

Jason Ag
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Did you drive a black truck in college? There's a one in 200k chance I knew you based on your insane post.
TheDecadeSapling
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lol no. i'm just trying to keep it lighthearted around here....
Jason Ag
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A saw someone in a full Ace Ventura costume he used for the mental health hospital scene. Hair, pink tutu, boots. I couldn't help but think, I wonder if he could coach Oline.
heavily intoxtricated
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Plot twist twist: Jimbo Fisher isn't real. He doesn't exist. He is just a hologram.
whatthehey78
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heavily intoxtricated said:

Plot twist twist: Jimbo Fisher isn't real. He doesn't exist. He is just a hologram.
I bet there are days he wished he were a hologram.
Detmersdislocatedshoulder
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everyone knows the first rule of jimbo fisher is you don't talk about jimbo fisher.
heavily intoxtricated
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whatthehey78 said:

heavily intoxtricated said:

Plot twist twist: Jimbo Fisher isn't real. He doesn't exist. He is just a hologram.
I bet there are days he wished he were a hologram.

I wish he was a hologram every day.
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SeaBrisket said:

lol no. i'm just trying to keep it lighthearted around here....


Bravo. Well done
The Porkchop Express
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Posting some pictures of Lane Kiffin's girlfriend to save this thread.






WaldoWings
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I like the way you talk, too.. um hum. - (in sling blade voice)
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