Team Pre-game Meal Routine for Alabama Game

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6:06p, 10/6/23

FRIDAY DINNER

25 cent package of ramen noodles
leftover pork belly from last week
watermelon (rind and seeds only)
1 pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream (HEB brand ONLY)
pumpkin pie
melatonin gummies

GAMEDAY BREAKFAST

40mg of Adderall
5 ostrich eggs
2 strips of bacon
a mix of berries with stevia
orange squeezed fresh by the dance team
3 teaspoons of cinnamon

HALFTIME SNACK

cream cheese on saltines
2 more teaspoons of cinnamon
1 shot of Jeppson's Malort
2 lines of cocaine

SPECIAL COURSE FOR JIMBO

1 can of snuff
2 alka seltzer tablets
half a bottle of pepto bismol
120mg Ginkgo Biloba

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6:08p, 10/6/23

This is stupid because Ramen isn't a quarter!

Put down the crack pipe!

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6:08p, 10/6/23

Good Lord, Americans think they are so clever. We have too much time on our hands.

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6:10p, 10/6/23

GB threads

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6:12p, 10/6/23

If you guys aren't nice I'm going to stop doing these.

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In reply to Gilligan • 6:14p, 10/6/23

Gilligan said:
This is stupid because Ramen isn't a quarter!

Put down the crack pipe!

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In reply to AggieArchitect04 • 8:04p, 10/6/23

AggieArchitect04 said:
If you guys aren't nice I'm going to stop doing these.

Is that a promise?

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In reply to AggieArchitect04 • 8:09p, 10/6/23

AggieArchitect04 said:
Gilligan said:
This is stupid because Ramen isn't a quarter!

Put down the crack pipe!

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Maruchan-Ramen-Noodle-Beef-Flavor-Soup-3-Oz/15570901?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&wl13=1803&adid=2222222227815570901_117755028669_12420145346&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=501107745824&wl4=pla-306310554666&wl5=9028086&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=local&wl12=15570901&wl13=1803&veh=sem_LIA&gclsrc=aw.ds&&adid=2222222223815570901_117755028669_12420145346&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=501107745824&wl4=pla-306310554666&wl5=9028086&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=local&wl12=15570901&veh=sem&gbraid=0AAAAADmfBIo5ae1qMsC9rYtRID2Hs8X59&gclid=CjwKCAjw4P6oBhBsEiwAKYVkq__MXwYujAk2hz2AA7r_yrOzguKvUI6i8x03wO-0e2MiLhkJnASmgxoClRUQAvD_BwE

You have proven my point. Delete thread / ban user!

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8:12p, 10/6/23

I think it was a good effort, OP.

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In reply to Gilligan • 8:23a, 10/7/23

Lol. You sound like one of those pissy Ags.

Hope you get laid soon buddy.

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In reply to AggieArchitect04 • 9:31a, 10/7/23

AggieArchitect04 said:
If you guys aren't nice I'm going to stop doing these.

Quick, everyone be an ass hat.

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In reply to annie88 • 9:34a, 10/7/23

annie88 said:
AggieArchitect04 said:
If you guys aren't nice I'm going to stop doing these.

Quick, everyone be an ass hat.

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9:38a, 10/7/23

GB threads

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10:54a, 10/7/23

Good call skipping the Blue Bell and avoiding GI issues from listeria.

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1:30p, 10/7/23

I was nodding along with the list, right up untill I saw Jeppson's Mah-lord.

My phone screen is now cracked.

Anyone who chooses to ride a bicycle in the street is a threat to themselves, and others. If a vehicle strikes you accidentally, YOU are at fault; and the laws of physics supercede all else when you're in the path of a 2 ton killing machine. Know your place, stay off the road.