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O.C. Announcement Today?
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Wow. Pope Francis is gonna be our next OC.
I think we are close. Not sure if today will be some sort of leak but we should know soon.
Spurrier is on the plane b
It's 2015 all over again.Emilio Fantastico said:
Spurrier is on the plane b
It's me, guys. Jimbo is paying me $500k to stand on the sidelines. I don't have to make media appearances, and he said if the offense sucks at the end of the year - I'm out. My responsibilities are to talk into a dead radio before each play, and to be ok with Jimbo yelling at me after the offense screws up.
I'll do it for 499k
$498k and an A&M hoodie.
$497k and a couple chicken wraps every home game.
texAZtea said:
$497k and a couple chicken wraps every home game.
You just priced yourself out of it.
I'll do it for $0 plus travel expenses to and from every game.
I'll do it for some Double Dave's pepproni rolls, and do so via Zoom, so no travel expenses needed Jimbo!
I'll do it for a Dr. Pepper and use WhatsApp, which is cheaper than Zoom.
No? Fine, Dr. Thunder.
No? Fine, Dr. Thunder.
I'll let the cat out of the bag. Remember 3 yds and a cloud of dust ? Thats right, it's me. 1st play, fullback up the middle. 2nd play, halfback off tackle, 3rd down, halfback back toss sweep. Will occassionally sprinkle in a screen or tight end over the middle if 3rd down is 4 yds or longer. Worked for a lot of years and plays fit on a notecard.
I'll do it for $1.3m / year on a guaranteed 15 year contract.
Y'all clearly don't know how to negotiate with athletics directors. With an outrageous demand like this, the job is as good as mine.
Y'all clearly don't know how to negotiate with athletics directors. With an outrageous demand like this, the job is as good as mine.
Thanks and gig'em
I mean, all an OC really needs to do is call the come-back when the CB's back is turned. It's not like it's hard.
I will take less money but I must have his seat in the OC booth where food and drinks are delivered at no charge. Those August and September games are brutal without air conditioning.
gotsand said:
$498k and an A&M hoodie.
You couldn't pay me enough to wear that 1988 bookstore sweatshirt the staff was wearing this year.
I'm out.
RealTalk said:
Wow. Pope Francis is gonna be our next OC.
This could be good. He's pretty offensive to his own team, but the opponents will think he's on their side until he pulls the rug at the last minute. He won't speak to the media much, but when he does it will be confusing coachspeak that nobody will know what to do with. He's clearly open to throwing all previous ideas out the window, and he's a missionary at heart trained to recruit anybody into the team even if they don't follow the rules
For half a mil a year I'll wear the Borat thong swimsuit and a headset on the sidelines....Sure as hell beats what I do on a day to day basis for about 1/4 of that.4 said:gotsand said:
$498k and an A&M hoodie.
You couldn't pay me enough to wear that 1988 bookstore sweatshirt the staff was wearing this year.
I'm out.
RealTalk said:
Wow. Pope Francis is gonna be our next OC.
No thanks.
He only calls two plays: the Hail Mary, and kneeling.
Although sometimes he goes on and on about the crossing route.
This guy gets it. I've been saying this for years.
Brian Hartline
Sounds like Hartline may be headed to Cincinnati to take the head coach vacancy.
Anyone see a Swan's truck leave Bright?
I think you are correct but damn I'd be pumped if he was the OC hire. Home run if so.JCO 90' said:
Sounds like Hartline may be headed to Cincinnati to take the head coach vacancy.
Gyles Marrett said:I think you are correct but damn I'd be pumped if he was the OC hire. Home run if so.JCO 90' said:
Sounds like Hartline may be headed to Cincinnati to take the head coach vacancy.
Far from a homerun but would be an exciting hire.
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been sayin this for yearsPhatbob said:
I mean, all an OC really needs to do is call the come-back when the CB's back is turned. It's not like it's hard.
First week of January
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Might be as Long as I expected. It is still UNClear on when we will know for sure but there is some smoke.
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UPGRADERealTalk said:
Wow. Pope Francis is gonna be our next OC.
vander54 said:
Might be as Long as I expected. It is still UNClear on when we will know for sure but there is some smoke.
So basically $600ktexAZtea said:
$497k and a couple chicken wraps every home game.
It's not a guarantee but there's enough smoke to make me think it's definitely possible.
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