Points scored against 1-10 UMass this season | FBS Schools

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42 Liberty
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20 Texas A&M

Speechless

— Kyle Umlang (@kyleumlang) November 19, 2022

He's very careful to post facts that become indisputable.

To me it looks like umass just got better ever game or played weaker opponents as year went on

If he was speechless, he would quit posting words!

33 said:

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He's very careful to post facts that become indisputable.

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Thank you Mrs. Umlang.

That's what happens when you lose 4 fumbles; you don't score a lot of points.

Look at that deuche- who cares. I'm not on Twitter but some ask if the ex head of texas ex's is still banging their bor?

I guess we showed Eastern Michigan a thing or two

Kyle Umlang is one of the few trolls that is actually good at trolling us, and I gotta respect him for managing to piss people off here. He even used to get me riled up at times until recently.

And the sips scored 3 offensively against TCU. Mind blowing.

Dude clearly didn't get enough attention from daddy… That's why he tries so hard to get attention from big brother

Good on you Op for giving that little fruit the attention he desires this holiday season

Oh I can play this game too!

Number of times a college football team's coach's stripper girlfriend's monkey bit a child:

1 - Texas

33 said:

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He's very careful to post facts that become indisputable.

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Two whole minutes for the sip voice of reason 33 to respond.

This is a great example of what I have preached for years, that the media is and always will pile on at every opportunity and magnify our woes any chance they get. People in the media that never hardly referenced A&M are taking swipes, just to do so. There IS a reason, and it's not " just reporting".

Think about the last 10 years of Texas' horrid record. 10 years, with the same resources as us, big name recruits and 3+ coaching changes. There's been more crap thrown at us in ONE YEAR, than Texas in 10, including the coaches stripper wife's monkey biting a kid. In that time, year after year, Texas was "just around the corner" from returning, yet we are getting hammered for one bad year with record injuries, and a system that can be tweaked. The same system that had us (should have been in) on the cusp of the CFP with an all SEC Schedule.

Stop taking the bait (crap really) the media is throwing at us to " increase" the panic and scare away recruits.

There IS a reason they are doing it, and too many are falling for it. Don't take the bait. Quit clicking on and repeating the attacks.

Do you think Kyle is in the "media", a term you used like 8 times?

He ain't.

Or maybe we're just not very good…

I muted that guy a long time ago.

Lol, that little bi+ch clearly swallows. As often and as much as he can.

Wow, I've been waiting for you to post this to give him more attention. Thanks!

Whoa

So it only took him until game 11 to figure out that our offense sucks? Must be trying to get a job at CBS.

Old Sarge said:

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This is a great example of what I have preached for years, that the media is and always will pile on at every opportunity and magnify our woes any chance they get. People in the media that never hardly referenced A&M are taking swipes, just to do so. There IS a reason, and it's not " just reporting".

Think about the last 10 years of Texas' horrid record. 10 years, with the same resources as us, big name recruits and 3+ coaching changes. There's been more crap thrown at us in ONE YEAR, than Texas in 10, including the coaches stripper wife's monkey biting a kid. In that time, year after year, Texas was "just around the corner" from returning, yet we are getting hammered for one bad year with record injuries, and a system that can be tweaked. The same system that had us (should have been in) on the cusp of the CFP with an all SEC Schedule.

Stop taking the bait (crap really) the media is throwing at us to " increase" the panic and scare away recruits.

There IS a reason they are doing it, and too many are falling for it. Don't take the bait. Quit clicking on and repeating the attacks.

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Could you please elaborate on why this national media conspiracy exists? Is it just ESPN or is it the entire nation against the program?

Old Sarge said:

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This is a great example of what I have preached for years, that the media is and always will pile on at every opportunity and magnify our woes any chance they get. People in the media that never hardly referenced A&M are taking swipes, just to do so. There IS a reason, and it's not " just reporting".

Think about the last 10 years of Texas' horrid record. 10 years, with the same resources as us, big name recruits and 3+ coaching changes. There's been more crap thrown at us in ONE YEAR, than Texas in 10, including the coaches stripper wife's monkey biting a kid. In that time, year after year, Texas was "just around the corner" from returning, yet we are getting hammered for one bad year with record injuries, and a system that can be tweaked. The same system that had us (should have been in) on the cusp of the CFP with an all SEC Schedule.

Stop taking the bait (crap really) the media is throwing at us to " increase" the panic and scare away recruits.

There IS a reason they are doing it, and too many are falling for it. Don't take the bait. Quit clicking on and repeating the attacks.

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Everyone is against us! We are forever victims. How dare they make fun of a $100 million coach who loses to App State -- and almost everyone else -- and scores a whopping 20 points on UMass.

He's gay. Ok offensive points scored against TCU.
Texas-3 Wow Sark is such an offensive genius. We know we are having a bad year, and it's sucks, but Texas has been average at best for a decade.

Dork

Face it.....we deserve all the crap we are currently catching.

Right or wrong the majority of the college football worlds sees us as that annoying rich kid in HS who drove the expensive car, always wore the cool clothes, and was always talking **** about how rich and awesome his family is. Of course this big talk was just that.....talk. Never did anything of consequence and was generally seen as an annoying ****.

Kyle the type who will spend one hour per day bragging about how we aren't a rivalry for horn and 8 hours obsessing over us. I'll be more worried if he ever shuts up about us.

A conspiracy theory is the truth when it becomes fact.

pbaitman said:

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He's gay. Ok offensive points scored against TCU.
Texas-3 Wow Sark is such an offensive genius. We know we are having a bad year, and it's sucks, but Texas has been average at best for a decade.

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We've been average at best for almost the entirety of our program's existence. And lol at the guy who said we're big brother. Some of y'all are so delusional it's sad.

Stinky T said:

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So it only took him until game 11 to figure out that our offense sucks? Must be trying to get a job at CBS.

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Why do you assume this is his first tweet about our offense? That seems highly unlikely.

PyriteAg said:

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Kyle Umlang is one of the few trolls that is actually good at trolling us, and I gotta respect him for managing to piss people off here. He even used to get me riled up at times until recently.

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Ya he's had multiple usernames here on Texags. Pretty insecure boy.

QB1 said:

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Look at that deuche- who cares. I'm not on Twitter but some ask if the ex head of texas ex's is still banging their bor?

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lol that would be quite the pathetically irrelevant retort.

This sip is a total moron.

Extremely boring dork that thinks he's witty.

The fact that you started a thread with this guy and wrote that he is "spitting facts" is an embarrassment to this whole community.

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