Say a strip club wanted to offer an NIL deal to Longhorn football players and have them dance with Jeff Banks' monkey to raise money. Any issues with that?

i see no issues at all with that. you should suggest it to the pole assassin.

Nice try officer.

Per the Texas NIL Statute (SB 1385):

"...may not enter into a contract for the use of the student athlete's name, image, or likeness if in exchange for an endorsement of alcohol, tobacco products, e-cigarettes or any other type of nicotine delivery device, anabolic steroids, sports betting, casino gambling, a firearm the student athlete cannot legally purchase, or a sexually oriented business as defined in Section 243.002, Local Government Code"

Demas had a deal with a rubber company. I guess that's "healthcare"?

What if the the strip club also has a buffet? That would make them a breastaurant right?

That's a bunch of bull*****

Definitely Not A Cop said:

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Say a strip club wanted to offer an NIL deal to Longhorn football players and have them dance with Jeff Banks' monkey to raise money. Any issues with that?

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I'm sure 1/2 the men in Austin would have no issue with that.


In all seriousness ... I am surprised how as a football program this offseason they seem to have pivoted focus away from both the monkey and Jayhawk incidents. Impressive that neither seems to be that big of an issue.
I guess money cures all, including winning.