The Agly Duckling said:
PrestigeWorldwideAg12 said:
You gotta have a fiddle in the band?
"If you wanna coach football at Texas
You gotta have a monkey and a poll!"
With all due respect for the great idea!
If you wanna coach for Texas
You gotta have a monkey bitin' hands
Them cookie cakes
Just ain't recruiting Lousiana man
So shine up that dancin pole
And call up the Assassin
Cause if you're gonna coach for Texas
You gotta have a monkey bitin' hands
I remember down in Austin
Just a couple years ago
When a guy called for 5 core values
Now where did he go?
They said "We like what you're doin'"
"It just ain't enough"
So go get me the guy from Houston to act all tough
If you wanna coach for Texas
You gotta have a monkey bitin' hands
Them UH grills
Just ain't recruiting Lousiana man
So shine up that dancin pole
And call up the Assassin
Cause if you're gonna coach for Texas
You gotta have a monkey bitin' hands
So he lost to Maryland twice and also Texas Tech.
Them boosters called for Sark and he brought Banks.
You say ya'll wanna championship, you say SEC is where we'll go
Well, ya gotta beat Kansas before you go
If you wanna coach for Texas
You gotta have a monkey bitin' hands
Them Texas boys
Just ain't recruiting Lousiana man
So shine up that dancin pole
And call up the Assassin
Cause if you're gonna coach for Texas
You gotta have a monkey bitin' hands