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And his girlfriend has trouble grasping the english language and was a pole dancer. What on earth?

Why the Clinkenbeards Are Suing Texas Asst Coach Jeff Banks, His Ex-Stripper Girlfriend Danielle "Pole Assassin" Thomas and Her Pet Monkey Gia Who Did Tricks With Her on Jerry Springer; Here's What the Monkey is Accused Of Doing (Court Doc-Pole Vids-Pics) https://t.co/ldByRauo7u pic.twitter.com/BtLaaOvFqc

— Robert Littal BSO (@BSO) December 5, 2021

Jeff Banks is more popular on this board now than he was in 2016 or 17.

I feel sorry for that monkey because of what he was forced to see and do.

PTSD.

Skank

Outside of the dildo parade, there's just never been a more tu thing than this

She's a very kinky girl,
The kind you don't take home to mother.
She will never let your spirits down,
When you get her monkey off the street.

The girl is pretty wild now.
The girl's a Super Freak.

Ag Tag said:

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I feel sorry for that monkey because of what he was forced to see and do.

PTSD.

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Pole Topper Signing Day?

(With apologies to those who actually have PTSD)

Think this shows just what a clown show we had in Sumlin and co. Banks should have been, in my opinion, fired for the Chalk Talk for Women booster presentation he gave and for Sumlin to claim he had no idea what was in the slides/presentation is laughable at best.

Glad none of these clowns are associated with our program any more.

monarch said:

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Skank

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How dare you call Ghia a skank!

monarch said:

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Skank

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Ahhhh.... skank would be a gracious compliment in her case.

Didn't that Saban guy hire him away from Texas A&M? The personal stuff is unfortunate.

Kenneth_2003 said:

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Think this shows just what a clown show we had in Sumlin and co. Banks should have been, in my opinion, fired for the Chalk Talk for Women booster presentation he gave and for Sumlin to claim he had no idea what was in the slides/presentation is laughable at best.

Glad none of these clowns are associated with our program any more.

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Amen. Here is the chalk talk, for reference. I have no idea how grown men can walk into a room full of grandmothers, donors, wives, moms...and give that talk. Even Michael Scott would have gotten fired for that.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2016/07/29/two-texas-am-football-coaches-suspended-after-chalk-talk-for-women-turns-sexist/

I said oh my God I see you walking by
Take my hands, my dear, and look me in my eyes
Just like a monkey I've been dancing my whole life
But you just beg to see me dance just one more time

Shock the Monkey is one of my favorite Peter Gabriel songs and videos.

The Agly Duckling said:

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Shock the Monkey is one of my favorite Peter Gabriel songs and videos.

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Username checks out...

If I had been recruited by this clown, it would have ended about negative 10 seconds after my parents saw this thread.