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fridaynightcoach
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Attn: Sir/Madam>:,

I seize this opportunity to extend my unalloyed compliments to the season of football your favorite team is having. Hoping that this year bring more joy, happiness and prosperity to your house hold.

I am certain that by that by the time your read this letter I might have already located the lost BIG cat in question. I visited OSR during the Kent State period and during my stay I used the opportunity to learn how to zoo and send you this letter believing it will reach you in good state.

My name is Mr. Sam White, I am the auditor and head of computing department of a bank in the United Kingdom. I wanted to inform you that a bank account has been opened by the Late Nigerian Crown Prince <Shehu Abubakar> with the expressed interest of reclaiming his lost BIG white-faced black and white cat. As it turns out that the locator of this lost cat would have the benefitted opportunity of returning it to Nigeria for it's place amongst the royal family. For the troubles that will be incurred with this opportunity a finding fees of $32,000,000 dollars American currency of the United States. I will use my position and influence to effect the legal approval and onward transfer to the any nominated bank account.

Please respond immediately with your nominated bank account information to my private email address: allgasnobrakes@cuttysark.tu.edu

Thank you for your immediate response so that we may continue with the breeding program of whiteface black and white BIG cats in the Nigerian royalty.

Yours, Truly,

Mr.
Sam Jones
RogerTheShrubber
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this sounds kinda sketchy.... in the body of your message, you state your name is Sam White but signed it Sam Jones..... hmmmmm
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4
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Do you Venmo?
ahlongslide
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Juan
Iowaggie
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Heard previous to this: "Now eventually you do plan to have cats on your, on your giant cat tour, right? Hello?"


https://instagr.am/p/CVsaRdMllaO
The Agly Duckling
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This is frikkin' weird.
A is A
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at first this was a WTF thread.

after context applied. best thread of the year.
StinkyPinky
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I smell a rat. I suspect next thing you'll want is naked pictures of me. Do I send to the same email?
cj774
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A is A said:

at first this was a WTF thread.

after context applied. best thread of the year.


Sorry. What's the context again?

- Clueless in Houston
A is A
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Read this first.
Then read this thread: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3244406

Then back here
fridaynightcoach
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Sorry for the confusion and lack of a link. It's definitely real weird out of context. Someone posted a strange thread about a lost cat….one of the comments said the OP must be a 75+ year old with limited understanding of technology. I thought of the infamous Nigerian prince email scam and posted this Texags version in response to that original thread. It's amusing if you get it, real strange if you don't. All in good fun though.
Spider Monkey
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"It's a Trap!"
AGinHI
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Does said cat pretend to be emotionally supportive to attack unsuspecting children with his monkey friend?
screw-tu
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Damn....
oldcrow91
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An auditor in charge of a computer department…

Sounds like this is where two fools met.
itsyourboypookie
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Hope you find the ***** you seek
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