saw em off said:

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Being that's still over a month away, not sure. Probably eating leftover turkey.

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HOW I PREPARE FOR A RIVAL
BY THACKTOR

Get pumped for rivalry week, y'all. Since becoming the cross-divisional rival for the Aggies, these Cocks haven't managed to put up a W. To be fair, the Aggies aren't listed as a rival on their Wikipedia page. Yet. I know rivalries take time to build, and be sure this flock is going to be frothing over for a win against Jimbo and the Aggies. I just long for a time when there's some true hate built up against an opponent, and believe me, there's nothing better after a long drought than beating y'all get it.

Personally, I've been using different techniques to help me build rivalry-level hate for SC in the weeks leading up to the game. I spend the first 3 hours of every day (4 AM - 7 AM) locked in a dark sauna while a strobe light flashes at an uncomfortable pulse. During this time, a specialty remix of "Sandstorm" cut by Cuppy plays at a volume my doctor calls "****ing irresponsible. What in the hell are you doing, *******?" He had to write it down for me.

I also bought a mannequin that I've expertly painted to look like Will Muschamp. At various intervals during the day, the mannequin (powered by Alexa) will insult me, Aggie Twitter, and Texas A&M University by saying such things as "I'm not programmed to do that." and "Please ask me another question." After each insult, I put on my overalls, whoop real good, and throw that son of a ***** out of the window. It's the piecing it back together that really gets me good and steamed.

Finally, once per week as a cheat meal, I go HAM at a Popeye's. While only wearing a jock, painted in maroon, I proceed to eat the entire establishment out of chicken while yelling "TAKE THAT YOU COCK!" Sure, I've been banned from multiple franchises in North Texas, but I own a car. And if you're committed to a bit, you can accomplish anything you set your mind to.

Aggies - 31
Cocks - 17

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Champ Bailey said:

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saw em off said:

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Being that's still over a month away, not sure. Probably eating leftover turkey.

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South Carolina is our cross divisional rivals. We have a trophy. It's our best rivalry in the SEC.

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GeorgiAg said:

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A friend/coworker of mine was a SCAR grad. I have gotten used to giving him her grief about it. (He became a she. A little awkward now, but she is still as big a fan as he was.)

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aggie813 said:

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I live 20 minutes from South Carolina....so I'm pretty much always pissed with them.
To top it off, I have to prepare for hurricane Mike
Bring the hate!

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Bluecat_Aggie94 said:

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Wishing we had a real rivalry game for rivalry week.

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MouthBQ98 said:

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Give it time. Eventually we'll lose one we should win when it matters and it's on.

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UncleNateFitch said:

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GeorgiAg said:

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A friend/coworker of mine was a SCAR grad. I have gotten used to giving him her grief about it. (He became a she. A little awkward now, but she is still as big a fan as he was.)

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and that's exactly what we're gonna do to em ags!

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J`Dinkalage Morgoone said:

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I thought LSU was our rival...

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ABATTBQ11 said:

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Your mom asked me to seriously take her.

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Franklin Delano Bluth said:

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J`Dinkalage Morgoone said:

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I thought LSU was our rival...

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I thought arky was our superbowl

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