Of course Kentucky is ranked #13 and undefeated the first time they roll in CS this millennium. Of course they have a first round RB who our own coach said is hands down the greatest he's ever seen, ever better than Emmitt Smith. Of course they've beaten Florida for the first time in 31 years.
Of course.
Why does God hate us?
We've toiled on this earth for well over a century. Spent billions. Lost billions. Sacrificed so much. Our best year was 30 years before man landed on the moon. Neil stepped nearly 50 years ago. Sure we had a few decent players come through here. Some decent NFLers as well. Our best? Not too many outside of Texas really know who JDC is. (If you have to ask about "JDC" you're proving my point) Everyone knows about JFF. Unfortunately, his best days were only here. For only two years. And all we got was a Bama upset, a Cotton Bowl win, and a hole slew of moral victories. Now we see the downward spiral he's trying to climb out of while he's covered in maple syrup and his fingers are numb from the permafrost. Ain't happening.
They're the media darlings.
The Cinderella story.
Ten Div-1 schools have the Wildcats as their mascot. Arizona, Bethune-Cookman, Davidson, Kansas State, Kentucky, New Hampshire, Northwestern, Villanova, Weber State and Abilene Christian.
Arizona. We hate them, right?
Kansas State. How old is Bill Snyder? Why is he your best option? Why didn't you beat t.u.?
Northwestern? They've been to the ROSE BOWL in the last 20 years. Have we???
But Kentucky? Why God, why?????
They have Horse Racing, Bourbon, Blue Grass, and Basketball! Why do they get football too??
They didn't pay $75 million for their head coach. They pay $3.75 million a year and make him win 7 or more games to earn more money. It'd take 20 years for Stoops to make $75 and he could go 6-6 the whole freaking way there.
We're 3-2.
Kentucky is undefeated.
We scraped by Arky.
They outscored Florida, Miss St and SCar 78- 33.
We can't defend a pass.
They are willing to grind it out against us.
Stoops has nothing to lose.
Fisher's lost will be a major setback.
God, please help us this weekend. Give us more than a moral victory. Give us a soul-crushing, gut wrenching, dagger threw the eye kinda victory that makes everyone stay up late to watch the highlights after the west coast teams games end at 1:30am CST.
What do you say God?
Is that a yes? We will win? Our beloved Aggies will destroy the Wildcats?
What does that mean? Is Satan, Kentucky? Are we Satan? Is this what you do to pass eternity? Give us a sign?
Is Abe ****ing Lincoln in charge of football up there? Is that why the East and South are so dominant? Are we cursed?
**********!
Kentucky 31
Texas A&M 20
Of course.
Why does God hate us?
We've toiled on this earth for well over a century. Spent billions. Lost billions. Sacrificed so much. Our best year was 30 years before man landed on the moon. Neil stepped nearly 50 years ago. Sure we had a few decent players come through here. Some decent NFLers as well. Our best? Not too many outside of Texas really know who JDC is. (If you have to ask about "JDC" you're proving my point) Everyone knows about JFF. Unfortunately, his best days were only here. For only two years. And all we got was a Bama upset, a Cotton Bowl win, and a hole slew of moral victories. Now we see the downward spiral he's trying to climb out of while he's covered in maple syrup and his fingers are numb from the permafrost. Ain't happening.
They're the media darlings.
The Cinderella story.
Ten Div-1 schools have the Wildcats as their mascot. Arizona, Bethune-Cookman, Davidson, Kansas State, Kentucky, New Hampshire, Northwestern, Villanova, Weber State and Abilene Christian.
Arizona. We hate them, right?
Kansas State. How old is Bill Snyder? Why is he your best option? Why didn't you beat t.u.?
Northwestern? They've been to the ROSE BOWL in the last 20 years. Have we???
But Kentucky? Why God, why?????
They have Horse Racing, Bourbon, Blue Grass, and Basketball! Why do they get football too??
They didn't pay $75 million for their head coach. They pay $3.75 million a year and make him win 7 or more games to earn more money. It'd take 20 years for Stoops to make $75 and he could go 6-6 the whole freaking way there.
We're 3-2.
Kentucky is undefeated.
We scraped by Arky.
They outscored Florida, Miss St and SCar 78- 33.
We can't defend a pass.
They are willing to grind it out against us.
Stoops has nothing to lose.
Fisher's lost will be a major setback.
God, please help us this weekend. Give us more than a moral victory. Give us a soul-crushing, gut wrenching, dagger threw the eye kinda victory that makes everyone stay up late to watch the highlights after the west coast teams games end at 1:30am CST.
What do you say God?
Is that a yes? We will win? Our beloved Aggies will destroy the Wildcats?
What does that mean? Is Satan, Kentucky? Are we Satan? Is this what you do to pass eternity? Give us a sign?
Is Abe ****ing Lincoln in charge of football up there? Is that why the East and South are so dominant? Are we cursed?
**********!
Kentucky 31
Texas A&M 20
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