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Dabo: Kelly, calm down. You're getting upset over nothing.
Kelly: Coach, you said I'm only gonna get to play one quarter against the Aggies!
Dabo: That's right.
Kelly: That's not fair. I worked hard and I deserve more plays.
Dabo: Kelly....You're only playing one quarter, because we'll be up 28-0 and I don't want to lose you during one of our cupcake games.

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On paper, Clemson is better.
On the field, Clemson is much better.
If we played 100 times, Clemson wins 100 times.

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Dabo: So, I'm telling Kelly and Trevor that after the 5 step drop - hitch up only if you need to. Eye HB: HB = #1; Y = #2.QB & receiver MUST make eye contact vs. man. Vs. zone receiver finds seam (takes it a little wider vs. 5 under). Only time you go to Y is if Will LB and Mike LB squeeze HB. If Will comes &
F/S moves over on HB HB is "HOT" and will turn flat quick and run away from F/S. Otherwise
HB runs at his man to reinforce his position before making his break.
Jimbo: Ummm...
Dabo: Now, sometimes we check into something more complicated.
Jimbo: More? Complicated?
Dabo: Where'd I lose you?
Jimbo: I'm leaving FSU for Texas A&M.
Dabo: Good one, now back to our game winning TD call against Bama in the championship.

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It's not even worth the effort to try and explain how embarrassing this game will be on national TV.

SW LA 1996?
OU 2003?
Baylor 2004?
Ark St 2008?
UCLA 2017?

Those will seem like wins compare to what Clemson does to us as their warm-up on the way to yet another ACC title and CFB playoff spot.

Dabo has a dance party invitation around 10p CST in our visitor's locker room.



Clemson 52
A&M 7 (maybe)

Cz they're better.

The Rapt!!!!

the ghost of the kicker...and not going for 2 pt conversion

Woe is us!

solid

Good Lord!

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Herman's Raptor...

Well don't go to the game then. Why do you even have an ag tag.

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Good Lord!

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More of her?

Raptor won the pickoff last week... But didn't put his money where his mouth was and bet the farm on NWS.

















Fraud!

Raptor said:

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It's not even worth the effort to try and explain how embarrassing this game will be on national TV.

SW LA 1996?
OU 2003?
Baylor 2004?
Ark St 2008?
UCLA 2017?

Those will seem like wins compare to what Clemson does to us as their warm-up on the way to yet another ACC title and CFB playoff spot.

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Clemson is ranked number 2 in the nation, we will mostly lose in a close game.

No need to rub salt in the wound that will be here soon enough. In a couple of yrs., your opinion will shift as we get better talent.

Be patient, first yr. coach.

WE ARE NOT GOING F****** LOSE TO M*********** CLEMS..... EH MAYBE WE ARE.

EDIT: HELL WITH IT. NO WE'RE NOT. A&M 28 CLEMSON 3.

I know these are supposed to be funny, reverse curses. But this analysis is gonna be legit, spot on. It won't quite be 0-77 bad, but it will be ugly.

But hey, at least Kyle has a DJ now.

I always laugh at some of the responses to Raptor's game week "Why we lose". Almost better than the original post itself.

Great one this week. Keep up the good work.

They're a lot funnier when they're sarcastic

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Clemson is ranked number 2 in the nation, we will mostly lose in a close game.

No need to rub salt in the wound that will be here soon enough. In a couple of yrs., your opinion will shift as we get better talent.

Be patient, first yr. coach.

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You don't get it.

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Clemson is ranked number 2 in the nation, we will mostly lose in a close game.

No need to rub salt in the wound that will be here soon enough. In a couple of yrs., your opinion will shift as we get better talent.

Be patient, first yr. coach.

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You must be new.

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the ghost of the kicker...and not going for 2 pt conversion

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No knee-pads. All kicks forfeited.

I hate it when raptor is right

Seriously77 said:

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Clemson is ranked number 2 in the nation, we will mostly lose in a close game.

No need to rub salt in the wound that will be here soon enough. In a couple of yrs., your opinion will shift as we get better talent.

Be patient, first yr. coach.

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Username checks out

BlueDeviledAg said:

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Seriously77 said:

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Clemson is ranked number 2 in the nation, we will mostly lose in a close game.

No need to rub salt in the wound that will be here soon enough. In a couple of yrs., your opinion will shift as we get better talent.

Be patient, first yr. coach.

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You don't get it.

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Lol. First year poster is more like it.

We're all looking for these posts though ...make raptor even better

Final score:

28-17. Aggies win.

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If we played 100 times, Clemson wins 100 times.

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Bad Raptor. Even Coach Herb Brooks in Miracle on Ice, with 100x worse odds of winning than us, said, "if we play them 10 times, they probably win 9."

Rapture

Seriously77 said:

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Clemson is ranked number 2 in the nation, we will mostly lose in a close game.

No need to rub salt in the wound that will be here soon enough. In a couple of yrs., your opinion will shift as we get better talent.

Be patient, first yr. coach.

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We have plenty of talent to win now, and against anybody... Hell, OU was far less talented than this team we have now and he won the title in 2000. It was Stoops' second season, they were dog shat before he got there... So don't tell me we lack talent!!!!

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Final score:

28-17. Aggies win.

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WB, Ian.

Last weeks was much better.

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Seriously77 said:

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Clemson is ranked number 2 in the nation, we will mostly lose in a close game.

No need to rub salt in the wound that will be here soon enough. In a couple of yrs., your opinion will shift as we get better talent.

Be patient, first yr. coach.

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We have plenty of talent to win now, and against anybody... Hell, OU was far less talented than this team we have now and he won the title in 2000. It was Stoops' second season, they were dog shat before he got there... So don't tell me we lack talent!!!!

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Have you pooped slapped yet?

Was it weird for anyone else NOT to have an anxiety attack when the NWST QB threw a long pass?

I have some serious history that's got me POSITIVE that such a play will result in a TD, huge gain or automatic 15 yards Bc our corners can't help but tackle a dude before the ball is anywhere near him.