In honor of Johnny posting on Texags (hopefully one day in The Zoo too), what is your best story of interacting with Johnny in real life?

Johnny asked me whether he should play baseball or football. I said he had a brighter future in football.

The rest is history.

Did he post on TexAgs? I'm premium and I didn't see anything. This is just a rumor in The Zoo.

dcbowers said:

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Johnny asked me whether he should play baseball or football. I said he had a brighter future in football.

The rest is history.

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So you're the reason for his football demise.

One time I was watching him on TV and he beat Alabama!! Whatta guy!

I saw him playing basketball at the rec center with Mike Evans. He missed an open layup and yelled, "F*CK!"

Feel like this is the only honest story so far. Thank you sir for your contribution.

ABATTBQ11 said:

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Saw him chatting up 2 tens. Walked up and said hi. He told both to take me home and show me a good time because I needed it more than him. True story. Selfless guy, that Johnny Football.

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Ban user for violating rule #1 in the worst possible way!

I was in Sake bar on a Thursday night 2012 when JFF and Mike Evans walked in. I didn't want to bother them but also saw they weren't going to get up to the bar because it was too packed. I turned around and asked both if they wanted to take a Sake bomb and they joined our group.

Two days later, both players went on to give Auburn their worst @SS kicking at home in their schools history. I consider myself a piece of history and also became convinced JFF was going to be the GOAT partially due to his ability to recover from a night of drinking.

Aggiesincebirth said:

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Two days later, both players went on to give Auburn their worst @SS kicking at home in their schools history. I consider myself a piece of history and also became convinced JFF was going to be the GOAT partially due to his ability to recover from a night of drinking.

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Aggiesincebirth said:

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I was in Sake bar on a Thursday night 2012 when JFF and Mike Evans walked in. I didn't want to bother them but also saw they weren't going to get up to the bar because it was too packed. I turned around and asked both if they wanted to take a Sake bomb and they joined our group.

Two days later, both players went on to give Auburn their worst @SS kicking at home in their schools history. I consider myself a piece of history and also became convinced JFF was going to be the GOAT partially due to his ability to recover from a night of drinking.

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A lot of the greats are that way, it's really unbelievable.

I could tell you an incredible Mickey Mantle story that makes this one look like Johnny ate a vegetarian meal and went to bed early. His Godson told me about it. You just never heard about a lot of the stories back then because of the lack of media, etc.

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Aggiesincebirth said:

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Two days later, both players went on to give Auburn their worst @SS kicking at home in their schools history. I consider myself a piece of history and also became convinced JFF was going to be the GOAT partially due to his ability to recover from a night of drinking.

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This was the best story I was actively involved in with JFF. You can imagine I witnessed a lot more.

I'm sure MF Barnes has better stories about Johnny than the entire zoo.

Mystery solved: Olds take 2 days to recover from 1 night of drinking. The poster is an old. Was surprised to see Johnny recover in 1 day.

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Aggiesincebirth said:

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I was in Sake bar on a Thursday night 2012 when JFF and Mike Evans walked in. I didn't want to bother them but also saw they weren't going to get up to the bar because it was too packed. I turned around and asked both if they wanted to take a Sake bomb and they joined our group.

Two days later, both players went on to give Auburn their worst @SS kicking at home in their schools history. I consider myself a piece of history and also became convinced JFF was going to be the GOAT partially due to his ability to recover from a night of drinking.

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A lot of the greats are that way, it's really unbelievable.

I could tell you an incredible Mickey Mantle story that makes this one look like Johnny ate a vegetarian meal and went to bed early. His Godson told me about it. You just never heard about a lot of the stories back then because of the lack of media, etc.

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Username does NOT check out. Should be 7.

ABATTBQ11 said:

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Saw him chatting up 2 tens. Walked up and said hi. He told both to take me home and show me a good time because I needed it more than him. True story. Selfless guy, that Johnny Football.

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Hope you're not talking about tsip "10s" ...... a 4 carrying a 6-pack !

Aggiesincebirth said:

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I was in Sake bar on a Thursday night 2012 when JFF and Mike Evans walked in. I didn't want to bother them but also saw they weren't going to get up to the bar because it was too packed. I turned around and asked both if they wanted to take a Sake bomb and they joined our group.

Two days later, both players went on to give Auburn their worst @SS kicking at home in their schools history. I consider myself a piece of history and also became convinced JFF was going to be the GOAT partially due to his ability to recover from a night of drinking.

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JFF Birthday - 12/6/92
Sake shots - 10/5/12

Johnny was 19 when you provided him with alcohol.

Your damn right I did and I was 20, what's your point?

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Johnny was 19 when you provided him with alcohol.

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That's what makes your story believable. Saying that you saw Johnny singing in a church choir....not so much.

I remember that timing well. I was at a conference in Orlando that week warning a bunch of Auburn fans to watch out for Johnny Football since he was the real deal. It was still early enough in the season that they still really didn't buy it. They knew their team wasn't great, but figured they'd handle us. Even told me about their FB being some hotshot to keep an eye on.

Anyway, we torched them. I've always wondered how bad they felt since I tried to give them the warning and all.

Was at Foundations when I saw some short dude with a smoking hot chick walk in. It was obvious he didn't really want to be noticed because he hat was pulled down super low. Realized it was JFF, so I bought a few shots for him without making it a big deal. Didn't want to create a scene when homie was trying to lay pipe. Took the shots and then I told him to go win the heisman. Sure enough he went on to win it. You're welcome mother ****ers.

If these don't get better he's probably going to start posting on the shag instead.

Jose's Resturant like 50x lol best food ever

He cured my leprosy once by autographing my forehead, I can neither confirm nor deny that I paid for said autograph.

Johnny walked into Logan's one night his last year at A&M with a couple of guys and posted up right next to us. Every 5 minutes or so, some girl would come up to him and give him a shot. Every time, he would thank them, and then set it down next to him. After the third or fourth time he noticed us looking and said, "I'm not getting roofied again."