Chip Kelly goes to Florida
Dan Mullen goes to Tennessee
Kevin Sumlin goes to UCLA
Gus Malzahn goes to Arkansas
Scott Frost goes to Nebraska
Butch Jones goes to Oregon State
Jimbo Fisher goes to Auburn
and
Willie Taggert goes to Florida State.

Who do we get?

Is this really worth contemplating?

Tyrone Willingham

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Easy, SABAN

After witnessing one of the worst coaching perfomances in my memory in LA, do you really think UCLA covets Sumlin?

I personally hope the answer would be the Pirate.

Why would Jimbo go to Auburn? They don't have a new AD lined up. Auburn does like their own guys.They'll go after Muschamp first, IMO.

Mike Norvell goes somewhere. Probably Miss State to replace Mullen.

IF we got out of paying Sumlin $10 mil, who cares.

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Wish we had the down vote function.

Dang missed it by a couple of minutes.

Nick Sybian or Urban Myth

LAUGHCRY

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Why not? We never had a problem with Billy Clyde hitting on the co-eds.

Spurrier.

Saban will leave Bama to be our DC and let Chavis concentrate on coaching up the LBs. He's bringing Pruitt with him to coach the DBs.

Meanwhile Meyer is giving up the dreariness of Ohio to become our OC. Sumlin is going to stick around to coach the WRs and get some mentoring.

Sherman will head up talent evaluation, which he will do remotely from home. Sherrill will be the weekly motivational speaker. Kingsbury will come back to coach QBs and entertain coeds as his time in Lubbock has caused him to develop a resistance to penicillin.

Fran will watch it all unfold enviously and then call up his buddy Darnell to see about a used chevy.

Robert Stoops.

Jimbo's headed here so its Auburn that's left out of your scenario.