First off, our team has heart, they believe in themselves and the team. The world thinks they are underdogs, when really they are a hungry pack of wolves! If you see their posts they are confident and ready.

Second, while Hurts may have been pretty good so far, he hasn't faced pressure. When he faces pressure his QBR drops from a 119 to a 31. that's right THIRTY-ONE! Meanwhile we place more pressure on the QB then just about any other team in the league. Just ask Allen or Rosen.

Third, Bama defense ranks 118th in big plays allowed, we rank 9th in big plays created. Let that sink in for a moment.

Fourth, the Tennessee game isn't an indicator of anything except the we fight like hell. However in that game we missed 30 tackles (1/3 of total for the season) Our tackling will be much improved since two weeks ago.

Fifth, Trevor Knight isn't the best QB in the league, but he does to one thing remarkably well, that is WIN!

sixth, Unicorns!


When the clock strikes 2:30 on Saturday, last week wont matter or the week before. The Scoreboard starts 0-0 and we have 60 minutes of regulation to BTHO bama!

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K.

You had me at unicorns

You sound very confident. I'll take Bama and even money on a $5000 bet.

12thmanfootball said:

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You sound very confident. I'll take Bama and even money on a $5000 bet.

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I wish I just had $5,000 sitting around. But even if I did I wouldn't put it in football bets, there are more pressing financial matters in life.

FlyingSquirrel20 said:

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12thmanfootball said:

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You sound very confident. I'll take Bama and even money on a $5000 bet.

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I wish I just had $5,000 sitting around. But even if I did I wouldn't put it in football bets, there are more pressing financial matters in life.

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Don't be a Piker.

Unicorns with steamrollers that crush helmets!


Or with clarinets.

FlyingSquirrel20 said:

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First off, our team has heart, they believe in themselves and the team. The world thinks they are underdogs, when really they are a hungry pack of wolves! If you see their posts they are confident and ready.

Second, while Hurts may have been pretty good so far, he hasn't faced pressure. When he faces pressure his QBR drops from a 119 to a 31. that's right THIRTY-ONE! Meanwhile we place more pressure on the QB then just about any other team in the league. Just ask Allen or Rosen.

Third, Bama defense ranks 118th in big plays allowed, we rank 9th in big plays created. Let that sink in for a moment.

Fourth, the Tennessee game isn't an indicator of anything except the we fight like hell. However in that game we missed 30 tackles (1/3 of total for the season) Our tackling will be much improved since two weeks ago.

Fifth, Trevor Knight isn't the best QB in the league, but he does to one thing remarkably well, that is WIN!

sixth, Unicorns!


When the clock strikes 2:30 on Saturday, last week wont matter or the week before. The Scoreboard starts 0-0 and we have 60 minutes of regulation to BTHO bama!

(Edit: gif not working )

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What a d*ck

12thmanfootball said:

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You sound very confident. I'll take Bama and even money on a $5000 bet.

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I think OP's title meant to say "Why the tide gets beveled"

Tl;dr

You get past bama's front 7 they are Charmin soft, and can be had for TD's