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What's the best way to sneak alcohol into the game next season?
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Last: 9 yr ago by Ghost of Sully
Outfitters has new aluminum flasks that won't pick up on the metal detectors.
Powdered alcohol
In your stomach.
If you really want to be drunk at the game, pregame like a man.
Personally, I find the idea of standing for 4 hours in 90 degree heat while drunk to be a terrible idea.
If you really want to be drunk at the game, pregame like a man.
Personally, I find the idea of standing for 4 hours in 90 degree heat while drunk to be a terrible idea.
Call a bunch of people out, and then says he is not enough of a man to drink when it's hot.
Don't..
If you can't go 4 to 5 hours without drinking, you should really seek help.
If you can't go 4 to 5 hours without drinking, you should really seek help.
Clean the hell out of a sunscreen bottle.
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Don't..
If you can't go 4 to 5 hours without drinking, you should really seek help.
YOLO, Fam.
And on that day, Kyle Field changed forever.
They have been using those at DKR for twenty years now. I must the say, the game is way different with a bottle of Jack in your pants.
They have been using those at DKR for twenty years now. I must the say, the game is way different with a bottle of Jack in your pants.
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And on that day, Kyle Field changed forever.
They have been using those at DKR for twenty years now. I must the say, the game is way different with a bottle of Jack in your pants.
An Aggie does not lie, cheat, or steal, or tolerate those that do.
Enema bottle
New army kiesters
I wouldn't mind having something in my coke on a cold day during the game. There are plenty of fake (and cheap) flasks on Amazon. Personally I'd just get a tiny plastic one and put in your back pocket... they'll never know.
It's really not that hard. That being said... don't get wasted and act like a twat.
It's really not that hard. That being said... don't get wasted and act like a twat.
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Clean the hell out of a sunscreen bottle.
Or just by the sunscreen bottle flask on Amazon
Use the off season to practice going without for 4 hrs at a time....baby steps...
Did something change? Never had an issue with camelbak or flask.
Arline bottles in my terribly unstylish cargo shorts pockets. Buy Dr Pepper, add vodka or bourbon. Win.
Alternative: pocket shots.
Alternative: pocket shots.
An Aggie does not lie, cheat, or steal, or tolerate those that do.
I own the booze. No Stealing.
They never ask me if I have it. No lying.
I'm not swindling anyone else out of it, I am just flaunting a prohibition on possession. No cheating.
The code of honor doesn't forbid civil disobedience for a regulation targeted at the 5% of morons that can't control themselves when imbibing.
I own the booze. No Stealing.
They never ask me if I have it. No lying.
I'm not swindling anyone else out of it, I am just flaunting a prohibition on possession. No cheating.
The code of honor doesn't forbid civil disobedience for a regulation targeted at the 5% of morons that can't control themselves when imbibing.
Go to fridge, grab beer, repeat. Sit in front of tv on deck. Grab ribs off smoker, take dip in pool at halftime. Hit fridge repeat. Rip wifes clothes off after loss, repeat. Grab ribs, beer, take dip, repeat. Drunk now repeat something....
Specs sells plastic flasks for $3
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An Aggie does not lie, cheat, or steal, or tolerate those that do.
This kind of platitudes is just great.
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Go to fridge, grab beer, repeat. Sit in front of tv on deck. Grab ribs off smoker, take dip in pool at halftime. Hit fridge repeat. Rip wifes clothes off after loss, repeat. Grab ribs, beer, take dip, repeat. Drunk now repeat something....
No play after a win?
I don't believe in BAS, but I'm reconsidering...
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An Aggie does not lie, cheat, or steal, or tolerate those that do.
Wtf does this have to do w the thread?
quote:I'm too lazy
Clean the hell out of a sunscreen bottle.
Butt chug or vodka laced tampons in ur ass
What a stupid question, grow up!
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Don't..
If you can't go 4 to 5 hours without drinking, you should really seek help.
YOLO, Fam.
This
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An Aggie does not lie, cheat, or steal, or tolerate those that do.
Good thing that has nothing to do with the thread.
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An Aggie does not lie, cheat, or steal, or tolerate those that do.
This kind of platitudes is just great.
They elaborate, collaborate, and borrow.
Lying, cheating, and stealing would be if you brought your own chicken wraps in and sold them for only $20.
quote:Well, that's like your opinion man.
In your stomach.
If you really want to be drunk at the game, pregame like a man.
Personally, I find the idea of standing for 4 hours in 90 degree heat while drunk to be a terrible idea.
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