"No practice over Christmas break"

"tu core values > Aggie corps values"

"Plenty of seats available for family and friends to attend games"

Bendy liberal girls.

"Want a hunna grand and/or a new car?"

Bendy liberal boys

Peg a drunk white girl on film on the riverwalk every 3 years to celebrate an Alamo bowl loss.

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tu has problems, but let's not act like we are some bastion of greatness. He can say things like if we improve a bit, we can win the big 12. A&M is going to continue to take it in the pooper from the big time programs for . . well, forever as far as I can tell.

If he says this, is he wrong?

"We have Vince Young here to help you with the Wonderlic"

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It's all about them just knowing how to work and how to push themselves. We know at the time we go out to practice, it's going to be practice time. We just talk to them about practice. It's going to be hot or cold, still we have to practice. Still, though, we have to get our work in. Don't worry about the weather. We can't control the weather, but we can control how we work. We know what time practice ends, practice will be over. It's about doing that practice before that time, when it's over, and learning how to push that. We just talk to them about knowing that it's over, the practice and still, though, we have to practice more. Still, we have a long way to go.

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Want some hookers and cocaine?

Get shut out by isu.

Back to back to back losing seasons.

We have cookie cakes!

Selling football:
"If I get fired, you'll get to play under Tom Herman, he good! Or you can go to A&M and transfer like Kyler and Kyle! You'll be under a CEO coach who's main selling point is recruiting but can't recruit any of his own QBs."

Selling academics:
"A&M has a higher acceptance rate than UTSA and 11 billion students. This means your degree from UT, while in basket weaving, will have worth!"

Selling the city:
"Austin vs College Station?"

It really not hard right now, honestly. Hopefully we can get things turned around.

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Selling football:
"If I get fired, you'll get to play under Tom Herman, he good! Or you can go to A&M and transfer like Kyler and Kyle! You'll be under a CEO coach who's main selling point is recruiting but can't recruit any of his own QBs."

Selling academics:
"A&M has a higher acceptance rate than UTSA and 11 billion students. This means your degree from UT, while in basket weaving, will have worth!"

Selling the city:
"Austin vs College Station?"

It really not hard right now, honestly. Hopefully we can get things turned around.

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Nobody's undergrad degree is worth anything. Nice try.

We lost to Iowa st and Texas tech... so you can start here easily.

We train the best twitter game in the country... We even make you practice twitter during half time.

Both the Big 12 and this coaching staff will be here throughout your time here in Austin and you will get exposed to dozens of viewers on the LHN

Free meds for those "clappy" moments

Free entertainment

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tu has problems, but let's not act like we are some bastion of greatness. He can say things like if we improve a bit, we can win the big 12. A&M is going to continue to take it in the pooper from the big time programs for . . well, forever as far as I can tell.

If he says this, is he wrong?

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If he says this, could you understand him?

" too much talent there.... you'll never see the field".

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Have not seen that. Darwin award winner right there.

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This proves it. Austin is a racist town. I'm pretty sure I heard the bus driver say "GET OUTTA THE WAY BOY!"

Self loathing Aggies are almost as bad as sips... If you are going to bring that weak assed crap and woe is me attitude can you just go away.

A&M doesn't have a waffle house?

Charlie is actually good at selling the parents. He might not be the brightest crayon in the box but that's the truth. And I'm not saying KDS isn't but Charlie sells Moms, not the kids.

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Selling football:
"If I get fired, you'll get to play under Tom Herman, he good! Or you can go to A&M and transfer like Kyler and Kyle! You'll be under a CEO coach who's main selling point is recruiting but can't recruit any of his own QBs."

Selling academics:
"A&M has a higher acceptance rate than UTSA and 11 billion students. This means your degree from UT, while in basket weaving, will have worth!"

Selling the city:
"Austin vs College Station?"

It really not hard right now, honestly. Hopefully we can get things turned around.

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Nobody's non-engineering undergrad degree is worth anything. Nice try.

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FIFY

Herman seems both

"I'm sober"

5 wins in the BDF > 8 wins in the SEC West

Plenty of dope on sixth street-24/7.

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Selling football:
"If I get fired, you'll get to play under Tom Herman, he good! Or you can go to A&M and transfer like Kyler and Kyle! You'll be under a CEO coach who's main selling point is recruiting but can't recruit any of his own QBs."

Selling academics:
"A&M has a higher acceptance rate than UTSA and 11 billion students. This means your degree from UT, while in basket weaving, will have worth!"

Selling the city:
"Austin vs College Station?"

It really not hard right now, honestly. Hopefully we can get things turned around.

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Nobody's undergrad degree is worth anything. Nice try.

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Pixar says hi.

"Can I get the address of your fathers recruiting service?" Wink wink.