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milner79
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That is all.
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45-70Ag
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Who wants a poke
Hamburger Dan
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"If you want to think something, think that roof back up on the barn yonder"
CE Lounge Lizzard
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"I'd like to see the herd that you and Jake could gather...a herd of wh*res........maybe."

"It's better to have that and not need it than it is to need it and not have it."
AR_Ag95
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Many Thanks!
HarveyBirdman
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"You ain't opposed to doin a little well diggin to pay get yer breakfast are ya Dish?"
milner79
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"Women."
Oilfield Aggie12
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What you want legs for anyway? You don't like to do nothing but sit on the porch and drink whiskey!

I'd like to kick a pig every once in a while. How would I do that?

My God, Woodrow it has been quite a party ain't it?
Yes Sir.
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Sefton
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"Your'e that sheriff from Arkansas lookin' for Jake Spoon."
"Yeah, well, I guess I ain't lookin' for him no more."
"Well that's good, cuz he fell in with a bad bunch and we hung him."
Gig me
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"Damn mule skinner threw down on me in a saloon shot back at it him with a buffalo gun and kilt a dentist...pure accident though but I kilt him."

"He was just standing in the wrong place?"

"No actually he was outside walking down the street....but a plain wall won't stop no 50 caliber bullet."

"But a dentist will."

"Dropped him dead....it's bad luck alright."

"Well nobody likes a dentist anyway."
bert harbinson
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"Damn mule skinner threw down on me in a saloon shot back at it him with a buffalo gun and kilt a dentist...pure accident though but I kilt him."

"He was just standing in the wrong place?"

"No actually he was outside walking down the street....but a plain wall won't stop no 50 caliber bullet."

"But a dentist will."

"Dropped him dead....it's bad luck alright."

"Well nobody likes a dentist anyway."
Not funny.
Smittyfubar
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That was money well spent. Both times!
kag00
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Must have been an anti-dentite
valvemonkey91
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" Died? What'd he do, choke on a pepper?"
King
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"General Lee freed the slaves"
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milner79
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"Well hell yes, Woodrow, don't I look ready?"
Wildcat
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"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible".
Thunder18
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Little early to go wigglin' your bean, ain't it?
Lungblood
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It ain't dyin I'm talkin about Woodrow... It's livin!
Oilfield Aggie12
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Hamburger Dan
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Gus is buried in a stand of pecan trees, where he used to picnic with a woman. The rest of the boys are up in the north country building our ranch.

Best thread on Tex Ags right now. I'm Sumlined / Oc'd out.
ANSCAG2009
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"Hell I've been bit worse by bed bugs down in Saltillo"

"You's just mad because they didn't know who you were"
Farmer Jack
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I do know one thing...any man who wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough.
rrtodds
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"I wonder what ever happened to Wee Willy Montgomery. You didn't have to whack the bartender to get a drink when he owned that saloon". Gus
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milner79
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"Not another word, Jake. It ain't that boy's fault. You're the one that went off to town - drink and gamble."
CE Lounge Lizzard
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"Not another word, Jake. It ain't that boy's fault. You're the one that went off to town - drink and gamble."
"You watch yourself Augustus."
Cannonball!
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"I suppose I'm as American as any man from Tennessee"

"It's a cattleman's paradise to hear Jake tell it"
Cannonball!
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"The older the violin, the sweeter the music" SPURRIER FOR OC!
Famous Shoes
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"Girls yourself..ain't Christmas neither"
Duck Blind
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nm. already used above
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