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Lame thread. The only time you can reference a fictional coach for an open position is if it's one of the following:

Hayden Fox
Luther Van Dam

...and the greatest legend in all the coaching ranks..

Dauber Dybinski

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As long as Hayden Panettiere comes with him

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Once upon a time, some weak, pathetic ***** coined the phrase, "Winning isn't everything." But, for most people in most situations, he was right. But, I'm not one of those people and this is not one of those situations.

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We suck the milk out of our mothers' tits and use it as mouthwash.

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You're going to run out on that field Saturday with a dick full of confidence and you're going to take that confidence and you're going to shoot it all over the stadium.

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