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Would somebody please explain the Mark May

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10:07p, 9/10/13
jokes that always show up on here?

Cooter Brown is my designated driver
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mAgnoliAg
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10:08p, 9/10/13
Originated with tOSU right?
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Lateralus Ag
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10:09p, 9/10/13
It's pure speculation, but I heard Mark May blew 5 guys at Pitt.

What's not to understand? It's seven simple words:

Mark
May
Blew
Five
Guys
At
Pitt
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jdls13
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10:09p, 9/10/13
It's not really a joke. It's just the truth
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aggie_2001_2005
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10:13p, 9/10/13
Mark May did not blow 5 guys at Pitt. Please drop this ridiculous lie.














































Mark May blew five DUDES at Pitt. End of story.
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aggie_accountant
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10:22p, 9/10/13
Yeah, I am not familiar with the jokes OP mentioned. We only discuss things such as his criminal record and the fact that he enjoyed blowing guys while at Pitt. What are the jokes?

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MizooAg94
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10:29p, 9/10/13
Surely he blew more than five dubes at Pitt.
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STX Ag
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10:30p, 9/10/13
He had 5 dicks in his mouth at the same time. True story.
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89Ag4Ever
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10:34p, 9/10/13
Very similar to the story surrounding Craig James:



HTH
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ckwarren33
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10:39p, 9/10/13
Mark May has great oral skills. Since his days at Pitt, he's been well paid for his money shots. Just ask the 5 dudes Mark May blew at Pitt.
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10:40p, 9/10/13
Mark may blew 5 dudes at Pitt.
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northsidegreek06
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10:43p, 9/10/13
Google "mark may blew 5 guys at Pitt."

Please!
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AnalogyAg
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10:44p, 9/10/13
these are not jokes. they're dead serious.
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10:47p, 9/10/13
It's all fun and games until you realize it's true.
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Creme de Menthe
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10:48p, 9/10/13
Mark May would probably appreciate it if you guys stopped saying Mark May blew 5 dudes at Pitt. He, Mark May, never blew 5 guys at Pitt.
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10:48p, 9/10/13
To answer your question OP, sometimes people joke that it was more than five guys. It's important to remember that they are just joking. ONLY five were ever confirmed.
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BoobieMiles
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10:50p, 9/10/13
Mark May " blow is only an expression"
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Mayhaw Jelly
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10:52p, 9/10/13
Jackie, would you mind chiming in to confirm? Surely this was common knowledge to anyone on or near the Pitt campus in the last twenty years.

I even heard there are "M&M rooms" in most Pitt frat houses where dudes were blown as part of rush.
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unmade bed
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10:54p, 9/10/13
There is nothing funny about Mark May giving a blow job. Just ask one of the 5 dudes he blew at Pitt.

[This message has been edited by Unmade bed (edited 9/10/2013 11:28p).]
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VikingNik
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10:56p, 9/10/13
OP does not understand how the internet works...
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11:24p, 9/10/13
quote:
He had 5 dicks in his mouth at the same time. True story.


I knew he blew five guys while he was at Pitt, but I just assumed it was over a period of time. Either way that's disgusting but wow, what a sloot he was/is! Sick!
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MikeTXAg03
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11:27p, 9/10/13
Point being, and I've said this for years, Mark May Blew Five Guys at Pitt.
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Brazos Ag 1970
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11:32p, 9/10/13
Capt. America
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11:33p, 9/10/13
MMB5G@Pitt

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I've seen 'em lose, I've seen 'em win, but I've never seen 'em quit...
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FightinTAC08
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12:10a, 9/11/13
Who's Mark May?
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Tabasco
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12:14a, 9/11/13
Mark may is that TV guy on espn that blew five guys when he played foltball at Pitt
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Burlington
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12:17a, 9/11/13
quote:
Who's Mark May?
Mark May is the guy who blew five dudes at Pitt.
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sh_ag87
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12:21a, 9/11/13
MMBFG@P!!!
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ckwarren33
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12:22a, 9/11/13
By the way, having heard Mark May blew 5 dudes at Pitt, I am very concerned about his oral cancer risk.

Could TexAgs please keep a careful watch on his face for signs of HSV-1 and HSV-2 outbreaks?
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sh_ag87
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12:24a, 9/11/13
Would someone please make MMBFG@P!!! a gameday sign?
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8:45a, 10/19/13
Oh. Now I understand.
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vandelay23
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10:12a, 10/19/13
While the allegations about blowing five guys at Pitt cannot be refuted. There is still some speculation on whether he actually cupped the balls or not. This will all come out in the wash in time.
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