And tells you to put it down on bama or a&m to win. If you're right, his kid gets to go to college. If wrong his family is on the streets.

Do you still pick the ags to win in September?

Duh

of course you must realize I have a direct IV of koolaide pouring into my body

If losing 25k puts the whole family on the streets then Jr. isn't going off to college.

You put it in FB and pay for college.

Why doesn't he just do it

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Don't over analyze the situation. Your bet friend has everything on the line.

You go to the roulette table and put it on red or black, and then pray you double up the money. Then you hand over to your friend his $25K. You take your winnings and then place YOUR bet on Alabama v. A&M.

Is this close friend an African prince who just needs your CC info? Cause its probably legit.

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You need to check your math. He is saying the only way the kids are going to college is if he bets big and wins. So yeah, as of now they aren't going to college but aren't homeless.

#lolpoors

i dont think this thread went the way the OP had planned.






what to expect though, here amongst animals?

Bama. A&M always chokes under the bright lights.

If his kids are white, send them to prairie view for a minority scholly or if they are really smart they could even get their college paid for.

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Bama. A&M always chokes under the bright lights.

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It's a day game!

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It's a day game!

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Well the sun is a pretty gotdamn bright light

Tell my friend to be more fiscally responsible and not bet with his sons future. I'd then direct him to a financial advisor.
Then I'd tell his wife what he was planning on doing.
Lastly, I would sit back and think about how big of a dewsh I am.

In that situation, I'd put money on Bama. If Bama won, I'd count the money and feel better about the Aggies losing. If A&M won, I wouldn't care about losing the 25k.

I just love win/win scenarios!

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Tell my friend to be more fiscally responsible and not bet with his sons future. I'd then direct him to a financial advisor.
Then I'd tell his wife what he was planning on doing.
Lastly, I would sit back and think about how big of a dewsh I am.

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I agree. That's pretty dewshy.

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You put it on the ags to win the national championship so he makes bank

I'd bet it on a different game....such as LSU vs tcu.

A&M

They might have experienced 4 and 5 stars at nearly every position but we have the greatest 3 star college quarterback of all time and he is still pissed about not scorong 40 on them last year. A&M by two touchdowns.

you taking LSU in that one Blouses?? I'm torn with 6.5 points

Alright fine. He got laid off from his job and went into a severe depression after he found out that lukin is a tranny. In his irrational state he took their last 25k and told you that he was either going to let you bet or take it to Vegas and put in on snake eyes. His family never went to college so he said that he would put the winnings towards school for his only son. Who is in eligible for all other financial assistance because this is my ****ing hypothetical!

Spend the 25k on hookers and blow...?

What game? Sorry kids.

But then what does he do after his son goes to college if his last dollar went there and he's broke. Roommates?

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Alright fine. He got laid off from his job and went into a severe depression after he found out that lukin is a tranny. In his irrational state he took their last 25k and told you that he was either going to let you bet or take it to Vegas and put in on snake eyes. His family never went to college so he said that he would put the winnings towards school for his only son. Who is in eligible for all other financial assistance because this is my ****ing hypothetical!

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Finally. I laughed. Geezus.

My friend is clearly an idiot and its time to teach him a valuable lesson. I'll take the money to Mexico and live like an African prince.
When the money runs out I'll check if he learned his lesson. I'll email him that I had done well with his money but need $25K more to extract it from the banks there.

My friend should put that money in a high yield savings account or CD. Gauranteed return on the money. If he/she is still stupid enough to piss away that money on a single bet, then I'm not the friend they are looking for. If I bet against the Ags, they usually win and I lose money. If I bet for the Ags, they usually lose, and I still lose money. I've stopped making bets in my team.

I think that you should bet against the GBP and Euro. Both are overvalued. Heavy on the short position for the next 6 months.

The Aggies will win, regardless of who bets what.
The Aggies will score on every possession.
And for all the nonsense talk about the weakness of our defense, please keep in mind that this is the exact same kind of crap people were flapping their gums about last year.
Breaking news: Mark Snyder is still the DC at ATM.
HTH. But it probably won't.

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The Aggies will win, regardless of who bets what.
The Aggies will score on every possession.
And for all the nonsense talk about the weakness of our defense, please keep in mind that this is the exact same kind of crap people were flapp

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I am thinking you hit "post reply" prematurely.

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If I bet against the Ags, they usually win and I lose money. If I bet for the Ags, they usually lose, and I still lose money. I've stopped making bets in my team.

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No one gives a **** about your financial well being. Bet against the gas for the rest of your life

I know. So filled with rage. Can't type. I made it all better though.