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12th Ag
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2:04p, 5/9/13
#1

Q: What do you get if you stand Sam Torn between two women?

A: "Sam Torn between two women"

Proceed with #2.
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2:06p, 5/9/13
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2:32p, 5/9/13
Not gonna lie... that's the hardest I've laughed at TexAgs in a while.
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Moe 92
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2:33p, 5/9/13


[This message has been edited by Moe 92 (edited 5/9/2013 1:34p).]
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2:47p, 5/9/13
You're gonna get `Rip Torn` plum apart for such a thread ...



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2:51p, 5/9/13
What did Sam Torn call his Grateful Dead cover band?



Sam Torn Up Over You
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2:56p, 5/9/13
Sam should name his son Whenihavesex*******get
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3:00p, 5/9/13
Q: Why was Sam Torn?
A: Because John Sharp
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3:03p, 5/9/13
quote:
Sam should name his son Whenihavesex*******get


goodNESS.

Sounds like a tanned fellas name
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3:22p, 5/9/13
My new favorite gif

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4:35p, 5/9/13
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6:25p, 5/9/13
Sam Torn standing between his wife and mistress- "Sam Torn between two lovers."
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7:41p, 5/9/13
Will the offseason ever end....

Actually I kind of liked it. So terrible it's humorous.
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11:01p, 5/9/13
Q: If Sam Torn had a son what would we call him?
A: Son of Sam Torn.


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11:09p, 5/9/13
Q: Who is t.u.'s co-chair for DKR expansion?
A: Butt Torn
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11:13p, 5/9/13
Sam Torn backwards is Nrot Mas

So...there's that
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12:41a, 5/10/13
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Can't stop laughing......so much fail in this gif!!!
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12:45a, 5/10/13
^^
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1:39a, 5/10/13
Aghhjhh
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8:19a, 5/10/13
quote:
Q: Why was Sam Torn?
A: Because John Sharp


SlackerAg makes it to the next round!

I, on the other hand, appear to have been cut (or more descriptively..."torn") from the first round.

[This message has been edited by 12th Ag (edited 5/10/2013 8:01a).]
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11:14a, 5/10/13
In all seriousness, is he related to Rip Torn?
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