I'm headed to the Nike Coach of the Year Clinic in a couple of days and these guys will be there and available for questions.
Any thoughts?
Any thoughts?
What questions should I ask Gary Patterson or Les Miles?
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How much whiskey does Les pound before each game?
For Miles: why do you eat the grass?
I got nothin for Patterson.
I got nothin for Patterson.
Miles:
What's the budget for hookers at LSU?
Has he prepared for A&M dominating his team over the next decade?
Patterson:
What would you do if you were Les Miles and you suddenly began hemorraging your top recruits to A&M?
What's the budget for hookers at LSU?
Has he prepared for A&M dominating his team over the next decade?
Patterson:
What would you do if you were Les Miles and you suddenly began hemorraging your top recruits to A&M?
Ask Patterson if he's going to consider t.u. or not. This could tell us how easy it will be for t.u. to land a top coach
Les has got to be one of my favorite coaches I've had the chance to talk to. Enjoy it.
Patterson:
Would you attribute your team's success to the potato in any way?
Would you attribute your team's success to the potato in any way?
"if you gentlemen had the opportunity to ask Aggiebattleaxe one question before you die, what would it be?"
quote:
Patterson:
Would you attribute your team's success to the potato in any way?
Patterson: have you ever considered Velcro shoes and also wearing a belt?
Miles:
How can you be so sure that none of your players prefer to kiss guys?
Do you mind if I smell your hat?
Patterson:
Is your home field natural turf?
done.
How can you be so sure that none of your players prefer to kiss guys?
Do you mind if I smell your hat?
Patterson:
Is your home field natural turf?
done.
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Miles:
How can you be so sure that none of your players prefer to kiss guys?
Do you mind if I smell your hat?
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89 is on a roll. Lol..can I smell your hat?!!
To Les Miles:
"Can you send me the imgur link to your version of Potaylor?"
"Can you send me the imgur link to your version of Potaylor?"
I actually said: "what the crunch yo?" To someone at work today....they just stared blankly at me...I mumbled "dammit Texags" as I walked off.
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I actually said: "what the crunch yo?" To someone at work today....they just stared blankly at me...I mumbled "dammit Texags" as I walked off.
ROFLMAO! Thank God I'm not the only one.
Dammit, now I'm gonna end up doing it because y'all are talkin about it.
These would work for Art Briles. Come on guys!
I'm confused, do you want Miles and Patterson questions or Briles...??
Cuz I got a few questions for Briles....
Patterson: Talk about why purple drank is so vital to your offseason workout program.
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These would work for Art Briles. Come on guys!
I had a legitimate question for Patterson near the top of the thread. Read it and ask it and get back to us please.
Briles: (Convince him first that you do not work for the "A&M newspaper") When do you think Baylor will officially announce Kendal as its head-coach-in-waiting?
My thumbs up was sarcastic.
I would seriously ask Les Miles every single question that I offered above with a completely straight face. I think it would be the interview of the year.
Both: Are you tits or ass men?
Do you have to be a felon to start at QB?
Do you like the color purple?
Do you like the movie Color Purple.
Is Grimice your favorite McDonalds character?
Did you know Burger King used horse meat in its burgers in England?
Kate Middleton, Pippa Middleton, and Queen Elisabeth. M,F,K!
Was there someone in the grassy knoll when JFK was shot?
Do you have to be a felon to start at QB?
Do you like the color purple?
Do you like the movie Color Purple.
Is Grimice your favorite McDonalds character?
Did you know Burger King used horse meat in its burgers in England?
Kate Middleton, Pippa Middleton, and Queen Elisabeth. M,F,K!
Was there someone in the grassy knoll when JFK was shot?
Ask them if they would rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses.
Ask them if they would rather double post on Texags.
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Miles: How to you beat press-man coverage in Madden with average receivers?
Patterson: In recruiting do you prefer length or girth?
Patterson: In recruiting do you prefer length or girth?
Patterson: What are your thoughts on playing in Austin on Thanksgiving.... every other year?
"What do you say when you negatively recruit against A&M?"
I really want to know.
I really want to know.
"Why Purple?"
Ask miles if he thinks the college spread is a fad, and what would it take for him to change his offense.
/I kind of have this theory that he and saban are going to be too slow to adopt a superior offensive scheme and are going o hurt their team's futures.
/I kind of have this theory that he and saban are going to be too slow to adopt a superior offensive scheme and are going o hurt their team's futures.
To Both:
How much does Kevin Damn Sumlin intimidate you?
How much does Kevin Damn Sumlin intimidate you?
You should answer every response they give you with a, "YESSSSSSIIIIRRR!"
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