boo this

Don't cock tease with a bad link "pro"

Fight 'em Aggies

Freakin Mormon girls man. It's like trying to scale the walls of Mordor with a toothpick. If that's you're thing fine.

I'll just keep honing in on those desperate Blinn chicks.

#Results

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Freakin Mormon girls man. It's like trying to scale the walls of Mordor with a toothpick. If that's you're thing fine.

I'll just keep honing in on those desperate Blinn chicks.

#Results

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They keep their virginity if you are...creative.

They really like guys who act just a little bit anal

Special Underwear

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Don't cock tease with a bad link "pro"

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+1

Too much fail in this thread. C'mon guys, you can do better than that.




And of course, the classic:


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"Once you're whacked, the next time, you're more whackable."
- Matt Millen, Nov. 6, 2012

I knew a mormon chick in san diego once who could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

She was hotter'n all get out, but dummer'n a sack of hammers.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s07e12-all-about-mormons

All I gotta say about those pics ... Damn. I mean damn.

I'm drunk

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Freakin Mormon girls man. It's like trying to scale the walls of Mordor with a toothpick. If that's you're thing fine.

I'll just keep honing in on those desperate Blinn chicks.

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"You're thing" + twatter = STFU

Dated a Mormon chick back in the day after I graduated from high school. Kitty was her name; nice looking chick; typical Cali blonde. We got along fine; everything was cool for about a year; had already met her parents, etc. One day her high school (Edison of Huntington Beach) played my high school (Mater Dei)in the CIF-SS playoffs. So we went; of course, I had my MD Letterman's jacket on. Kitty's mama saw that and she immediately turned sour. Within two days Kitty and I were no more. Never dawned on mama that I had gone to a Catholic school and she didnt like that.

And as they say, the rest is history.

Oh well.

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Freakin Mormon girls man. It's like trying to scale the walls of Mordor with a toothpick. If that's you're thing fine.

I'll just keep honing in on those desperate Blinn chicks.

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"You're thing" + twatter = STFU

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It's due to auto correct ... I would try to engage in an Internet argument with you about my grammar, but I instantly realized your tough guy status.

not worth it. too crazy culty

unless you're into the whole "rule your own planet" deal

Sister wives

BYU/Utah/Mormons have some real hotties ........ but they all get married before 22 and start popping out more mormons.

Utards

Ignorant comments about someone's religion is almost as bad as ignorant comments about someone's race. Some of y'all are just plain ignorant, and it's sad to see coming from other Aggies.

White girls

Are scientologists chicks hot?

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You choose your religion DA. You don't choose your race.

If you're not comfortable enough in your own religion to have other people poke fun at it, maybe you need to find a new one.

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Just an FYI...in most every religion priests where garments. It just so happens we wear ours all the time.

P.S. my wife has made Marines cry and can kick all y'alls a$$es

Rule #1. Also, does that mean that every Mormon is a priest? Serious question

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Did they try her cooking?

Her ('99) cooking blows, but as a civilian working at KBay helping the Marines to pass their pft - it's true. Made a couple cry and pissed off several others.

Yes, every worthy male can become a priest. And while women do not hold the priesthood, "In this Church the man neither walks ahead of his wife nor behind his wife but at her side. They are co-equals in this life in a great enterprise” and "Men have no greater claim than women upon the blessings that issue from the Priesthood and accompany its possession."

But this is the football board, if anyone would like to further bash these beliefs let's head over to the R&P where I am accustomed to it and not take away from JFF, twitter, and pron blasts

Perhaps a 17yo "elder" can pick up the torch on this discussion.

AGinHI, thanks for the response. I was joking on the Rule #1, but good on you for posting the link. You're braver than I! Thanks for the LDS info. I too, don't want to turn this into a religious discussion.

Ah I banged several Mormon chicks in my day... So freaky

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You choose your religion DA. You don't choose your race.

If you're not comfortable enough in your own religion to have other people poke fun at it, maybe you need to find a new one.

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