I tend to stay away from TexAgs during gametime and the first 3 quarters of Sat’s game is why. Meltdowns are not a pretty sight nor do they help in any way, shape, or form. Most meltdown victims are back the next week/season anyways to repeat the next time they fail to accept reality that losing a game is possible and sometimes the underdog wins.
Still, they are amazingly hilarious to read. So here are a few examples to have your own meltdown (Add more if you have any personal experiences/confessions)
The Hater
“I always hated (insert coach/player name here) and this miserable play(calling) is why!”
The After-the-Fact Nostradamus
“I knew this was going to be a trap game. I had a bad feeling all last week coming into this game.”
The Unhelpful Couch Coach
“What are they doing? They should be running it more!” or “The defense should be making more stops!”
The Eric Cartman
“GODDAMMIT!!!” or various other exclamations of pissed-offness
The Karma-ists
“This is because all you guys kept posting about how badly we were going to beat their skulls in.”
The Spiritualist (I absolutely loathe these people)
“They just don’t have any passion in this game. These kids have lost all their heart.”
The Ledge Hugger
“The season’s over. This team has no chance of making a bowl(playoff) because of this one loss.”
The Glass-House Occupant
“Everyone in the nation is going to be laughing at us for losing to such as bad team.”
The Paranoid
“They paid off the refs. The conference only wants (insert big school’s team) to win this year.”
The Moral-Victory
“Well, at least they made it a close game. It could have been worse.”
The Gambler
“Well, at least they made the spread. It could have been worse.”
The Alcoholic
“Well, at least I have beer. I’m going to be hung-over tomorrow.”
The probably-should-be-seeking-anger-management-in-the-near-future Guy
"My wife, kids, and dog had to stay in a hotel tonight because I punched my face through the living room wall."
The Stylish Exit
“F*** you, f*** this team, f*** the coaches, the cheerleaders are okay, f*** you again, I’m out!"
The Donald Trump (from BCO07 & bq06(shoot))
“FIRE SUMLIN!!! FIRE KK!!! FIRE $BILL (again)!!! FIRE EVERYONE AND CLEAN HOUSE… THAT INCLUDES THE FISH POND MANAGER!!!”
The Pvt Hudson (Inspired by KLSanchez)
“GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!”
Battered Aggie Syndrome (rephrased from AGinHI)
“The Aggies are winning by 17 points at halftime; so why do I feel like this game is a lost cause?”
The Theologian (from BCO07)
“God hates us.”
The Groundhogger (from swc93)
“Every year I tell myself not to have high expectations.”
The Obamer (thank you sleepybeagle, just poetic)
“It was the last coach’s fault, no coach could have won this game.”
The Fat Fingers
“kdfha sjdfhl ljshdfalj jlhvallj jlhasducb duwieg!!!”
The White Flag
“Maybe if we send flowers and a bottle of lube to Nick Saban, Alabama will go easy on us next week.”
The Apathetic (from Daysleeper)
“If the team isn’t going to play like it cares, then I won’t care either.”
New Army (from RGLAG85)
“If you don’t believe me or agree with me… GTFO!”
The Rivalries Board
"Gay!!! Ultra Gay!!! Fheggotty Ghey!!!"
[This message has been edited by Agbq07 (edited 10/9/2012 3:40p).]
Still, they are amazingly hilarious to read. So here are a few examples to have your own meltdown (Add more if you have any personal experiences/confessions)
The Hater
“I always hated (insert coach/player name here) and this miserable play(calling) is why!”
The After-the-Fact Nostradamus
“I knew this was going to be a trap game. I had a bad feeling all last week coming into this game.”
The Unhelpful Couch Coach
“What are they doing? They should be running it more!” or “The defense should be making more stops!”
The Eric Cartman
“GODDAMMIT!!!” or various other exclamations of pissed-offness
The Karma-ists
“This is because all you guys kept posting about how badly we were going to beat their skulls in.”
The Spiritualist (I absolutely loathe these people)
“They just don’t have any passion in this game. These kids have lost all their heart.”
The Ledge Hugger
“The season’s over. This team has no chance of making a bowl(playoff) because of this one loss.”
The Glass-House Occupant
“Everyone in the nation is going to be laughing at us for losing to such as bad team.”
The Paranoid
“They paid off the refs. The conference only wants (insert big school’s team) to win this year.”
The Moral-Victory
“Well, at least they made it a close game. It could have been worse.”
The Gambler
“Well, at least they made the spread. It could have been worse.”
The Alcoholic
“Well, at least I have beer. I’m going to be hung-over tomorrow.”
The probably-should-be-seeking-anger-management-in-the-near-future Guy
"My wife, kids, and dog had to stay in a hotel tonight because I punched my face through the living room wall."
The Stylish Exit
“F*** you, f*** this team, f*** the coaches, the cheerleaders are okay, f*** you again, I’m out!"
The Donald Trump (from BCO07 & bq06(shoot))
“FIRE SUMLIN!!! FIRE KK!!! FIRE $BILL (again)!!! FIRE EVERYONE AND CLEAN HOUSE… THAT INCLUDES THE FISH POND MANAGER!!!”
The Pvt Hudson (Inspired by KLSanchez)
“GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!”
Battered Aggie Syndrome (rephrased from AGinHI)
“The Aggies are winning by 17 points at halftime; so why do I feel like this game is a lost cause?”
The Theologian (from BCO07)
“God hates us.”
The Groundhogger (from swc93)
“Every year I tell myself not to have high expectations.”
The Obamer (thank you sleepybeagle, just poetic)
“It was the last coach’s fault, no coach could have won this game.”
The Fat Fingers
“kdfha sjdfhl ljshdfalj jlhvallj jlhasducb duwieg!!!”
The White Flag
“Maybe if we send flowers and a bottle of lube to Nick Saban, Alabama will go easy on us next week.”
The Apathetic (from Daysleeper)
“If the team isn’t going to play like it cares, then I won’t care either.”
New Army (from RGLAG85)
“If you don’t believe me or agree with me… GTFO!”
The Rivalries Board
"Gay!!! Ultra Gay!!! Fheggotty Ghey!!!"
[This message has been edited by Agbq07 (edited 10/9/2012 3:40p).]
