We would finish the season 20-0 even though we only play 12 games and a bowl!!!

Da Ags!

Ditka will find a way

"Ditka and Da Ags versus the entire the celestial horde of holy andgels. Joe?"
"Would dat be da cherubim or da seraphim, Mike?"
"Cherubim AND seraphim, Joe."
"Oh, I was thinking seraphim only. Ags 72, Cherubim and seraphim 14."
"14?"
SNL for the win!



"Good luck to dear old Texas Aggies"

If Ditka was the coach this year with the talent we had...

Our wins coulda probably totaled "a bakers dozen"

Da Ags could use Ditka right now for sure!



"Good luck to dear old Texas Aggies"

who would be a better hire...ditka or god?...trick question, ditka IS god.

love the old snl.

"Okay, gentlemen, another scenario: Da Ags, they don't make it, the plane is delayed.. and the only one who shows up is Ditka. Ditka vs. Northwestern. Okay, score, gentlemen."

"Alright, after da heart attack, I gotta say Ditka 17, Northwestern 14. He just barely gets by."

" Alright, that sounds exciting. Perhaps, you know, a late Ditka field goal."

Da Ags!



"Good luck to dear old Texas Aggies"

Ditka would NEVER come to College Station. We are entirely to close to hurricane country and it doesn't take many hurricanes to get to "D" each year.

Okay boys, the Ags enter the Indy 500. Do they win?

And Ditka's driving the bus.

Ditka vs a CAT 5 Hurricane...Ditka wins.

I've been saying Ditka for since Fran was hired..


pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase...