Trev Alberts fits under the "God's Rule of Allocation" - i.e., if you get too much of some abilities, you wind up deficient in others.
He was a decent athlete, and I would think some women would find him attractive. God evened it out by making him dumb as ditch carp. His part on being fair. Kinda like the HS Valedictorian, HS Homecoming Queen, and HS Head Cheerleader were NEVER the same girl.
We can come up with other examples of this common phenomenon. Shaq, Algore, Oprah, Bill Gates, The Clintons, Nixon, Momma Cass, etc.
Your nominees?
"Recall.....Step off on Hullabaloo..."