Stalin Moustache
vs.
Hitler Moustache
Let me hear from you, America! Bring back the Pre-game Robot!
vs.
Hitler Moustache
Let me hear from you, America! Bring back the Pre-game Robot!
Which moustache would have won a knife fight?
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Last: 16 yr ago by BrazosBendHorn
Kaiser Wilhelm.
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Stalin.
In the open divion, my money is on Vlad:
In the open divion, my money is on Vlad:
Oh, come on!!!!
Any historian worth his salt knows that Vlad's moustache was a paraplegic! How can you use a knife if your hands don't work???
Wow, the lack of basic historical knowledge on this board is stunning...absolutely stunning.
Let me hear from you, America! Bring back the Pre-game Robot!
Any historian worth his salt knows that Vlad's moustache was a paraplegic! How can you use a knife if your hands don't work???
Wow, the lack of basic historical knowledge on this board is stunning...absolutely stunning.
Let me hear from you, America! Bring back the Pre-game Robot!
Vlad's nose retracts and his moustache spins like a propeller! He'll chop you to bits along with the Turks!
Based on Vlad's headdress, I imagine he'd be to busy humming show tunes to be much of a threat to anyone...
Let me hear from you, America! Bring back the Pre-game Robot!
Let me hear from you, America! Bring back the Pre-game Robot!
Don't mess with Vlad. We've got 2 million bats here in Austin who might take offense and go after you.
Teddy's mustache was pretty imposing:
Salvador Dali:
Welcome back Obvious_Man where have you been and how's mom and her feet.
Welcome back Obvious_Man where have you been and how's mom and her feet.
Stock up on the garlic, Obvious_Man!
You've pissed off Vlad!
You've pissed off Vlad!
Ok....
My money is on the mustache of a current figure.
John Bolton's mustache owns them all.
My money is on the mustache of a current figure.
John Bolton's mustache owns them all.
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You gotta respect a man who is willing to sport a stache like Bolton's. It's positively Selleckesque in it's confidence.
Bolton's mustache rocks. He probably scares all the whiny little UN diplomats from wussier countries just by walking around with it.
Someday, I'd love to have an uber-cool mustache like his, or in the old-school West Texas cowboy style.
Alright, I'm babbling about mustaches now. My brain is being fried by Torts class right now.
Someday, I'd love to have an uber-cool mustache like his, or in the old-school West Texas cowboy style.
Alright, I'm babbling about mustaches now. My brain is being fried by Torts class right now.
My 16 year old daughter checked out this thread and she says Bolton wins easily.
But, check out what Ambrose Burnside added around his mustache...
http://cascolytravel.com/images/burnside.jpg
http://cascolytravel.com/images/burnside.jpg
How about Carl Torbush?
I think Carl Torbush's moustache is still at the Utah game saying, "Wow!"
I obviously was wrong. The Bolton moustache is all powerful. It's so strange. Wherever you're standing in the room, it looks like the moustache is looking back at you...
I obviously was wrong. The Bolton moustache is all powerful. It's so strange. Wherever you're standing in the room, it looks like the moustache is looking back at you...
Here's a little help, Gradoo.
And as we know, Burnsides' whiskers gave us the word "Sideburns" while Gen. Hooker's female companions gave us another word...
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And as we know, Burnsides' whiskers gave us the word "Sideburns" while Gen. Hooker's female companions gave us another word...
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What? No vote for Georges Clemenceau? O.K. So being French he might surrender in a knife fight, but his mustache might not.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b2/Clemenceau.jpg
Crap. Somebody post this link for me.
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b2/Clemenceau.jpg
Crap. Somebody post this link for me.
[This message has been edited by Redneck Intellectual (edited 9/21/2006 4:32p).]
Here you go:
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Sam Elliot's mustache eats all others for breakfast
Sam Elliot's Mustache vs. John Bolton's Mustache would be the greatest fight in all of facial hair.
I pick Bolton's in the 15th round.
I pick Bolton's in the 15th round.
That would be a battle of epic proportions. I don't know that I could pick a winner.
However, I think that settles our top two moustaches in all of history.
However, I think that settles our top two moustaches in all of history.
"Down goes Bolton! Down goes Bolton! Down goes Bolton!"/Howard Cosell
Rookies, all ... Behold the winner:
I don't know. Old School Saddam had a nice push broom.
Chuck Norris' mustache, come on guys.
I'm just bumping this because it has a link to the fran stache page and I need quick access to that at all times.
Glad I could help Sav!
Bump for a quick link to fran page.
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I'm just bumping this because it has a link to the fran stache page and I need quick access to that at all times.
That's funny
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