I made the mistake of wandering by the General Board, where they had a link to an alleged 180mph treadmill that I think is a Photoshop.

The page had a link to other car-related stories including Spring 2007's Gayest Cars (Not That There's Anything Wrong With That)

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Gaywheels.com's survey of which cars are gayest (not that there's anything wrong with that). They base their research on their server logs, quantifying which cars get the most research from their lesbian, gay, bisexual and transsexual readership. (I feel like the list is more gay than lesbo, however.)

Gaywheels.com Top 10 Most Researched Vehicles -April - June, 2007

1. Toyota Yaris
2. Saab 9-3 (sedan and convertible)
3. Mazda MX-5
4. Volkswagen Jetta
5. VW EOS
6. Dodge Caliber
7. Toyota Camry
8. Audi A3
9. VW Rabbit
10. Infiniti FX

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The article amused me, and I though I would share it. Also, I realize there is a page for almost everything in the universe on the Internet, but Gay Wheels? Okay. I don't think I'll try to find that page, thanks.

These cars strike me as extra gay:

Miata
VW Beetle
VW Rabbitt
VW Eos
VW Jetta
VW Golf
Lexus SC
Yaris
Scion

WTF is wrong with VW?

The scould have put the Honda fit on there and dropped the Infiniti.

Buck's list is a good one, but I would exchange the lexus for the bmw Z4.

Miata is not gay.

My parent's have an Infiniti FX. Although it is shaped pretty odd, I would not consider it a gay car.

[This message has been edited by tree91 (edited 7/26/2007 11:44a).]

I love the explanation why you were looking at that page!

"Miata is not gay."

Not if it's driven by a female. The Miata is intended for chicks and flaming tailpipe hairdressers or florists.

What is surprisingly missing from that list is a subaru. Especially the station wagons. I don't think I've ever seen one without a rainbow sticker.


But maybe this list is just for gay guy cars...

[This message has been edited by NeuroticAg (edited 7/26/2007 12:44p).]

The gayest vehicle? A tricked out lowered dually owned by an 'urban cowboy' who would 'die' if he got mud on it.

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agree

I don't think of Subaru as gay. I just think of it as the National Car of Colorado. Which may or may not be the same thing.

H2 and H3 because I have yet to have seen one that's climbed anything bigger than a curb or crossed more than a puddle.

Maybe the lesbian subaru owner is just a North Carolina thing. There are tons of them around and most have the rainbow sticker or some other such nonsense.

The Miata is intended for chicks and flaming tailpipe hairdressers or florists.

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or for someone that couldn't afford a real convert.

definitely agreeing with the lowrider trucks, what a waste

Here's my list:

Gay as in dumb/retarded
H3
Metallic Green 1980s Buick Regal with Gold Wire Wheels
Any SE or LX version of a car that also comes as a GT or Type-R model

Gay as in driven by guys who like other guys
White 1965 Cadillac El Dorado Convertible
any restored 1960s era Lincoln Continental Town Car
Anything by Saturn (usually 4dr sedan)

Gay as in driven by girls who like other girls
#1 Subaru Outback Wagon
#2 Saturn (usually red)
Ford F-150 if they've got a good paying job
Ford Ranger if they don't
Toyota Tundra if they want to show who's boss

Mitsubishi 3000gt if a guy is driving. I've only seen it driven by either really hot chicks or really gay men.

and any hybrid



[This message has been edited by robertf03 (edited 7/26/2007 4:13p).]

Hollywood you list is a little gay

Forgot to add that my best gay friend in recent years drove a Blue convertible Volvo with a Blue roof. He had an interesting mix of Country (Tim McGraw) and Dance (Depeche Mode, New Order, etc.) music in his car.

You should have seen us leaving Dodger Stadium with the top down. That was probably my gayest moment ever.

The Subaru Outback with Vermont plates is the gayest vehicle in existence. End of discussion.

Whew! Saved by the model number. At least my Saab 9-5 Aero didn't make the list.

How did they miss the Chrysler Sebring, specifically the convertable?

I don't find the 9-3 all that ghey. Quick, responsive, handles well, no turbo lag. I guess some montrose/pokelawn types might roll in them, but my gf just got one and I think they kick ass.

The new VW Beatles are extra ghey if they are driven by a guy and there is a flower in the dash flower holder - those should have a rainbow sticker option.

Miatas are super ghey - especially if the guy driving it tries to act as if he is not ghey.

Are Mini-Coopers ghey if driven by a guy? It is a fast car but also smaller than a beatle - seems like a tossup to me...

A new Mustang if it only has the 4.6 litre displacement (Just kidding 1876er)!!!

[This message has been edited by Old Main (edited 7/27/2007 3:19p).]

I thought that Mini Coopers were the official gay car when they came out?

Anyhow I dont agree with restored 60s Lincoln Continental or Town Car, I think that a 66 Lincoln with a 462 in it is a cool car, both in the coupe and with the suicide doors.

[This message has been edited by Randy03 (edited 7/28/2007 5:43a).]

i drive gay-car number 4. to work regularly. my wife works at home, and i'd rather use less gas than my pickup.

I felt pretty gay driving a rental PT Cruiser, especially when I turned the radio on and Dido was playing.

I've also driven a rental Sebring convertible from Miami to Key West.

I thought Subaru's were supposed to be the official "gay" car.

Please note my FX in the background of this pic. It is my everyday driver. No... I'm not gay and neither is the FX!

OleArmy....


...with your stable of coches, you could drive a bright pink old-Bug convertible, with rainbow leis and both the rainbow delta as well as a "I like pud" sticker and you STILL wouldn't be gay.

What about rice burners?

Anything that has exhaust that sounds like flatulence seems pretty dern homosexual to me.

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Anyhow I dont agree with restored 60s Lincoln Continental or Town Car, I think that a 66 Lincoln with a 462 in it is a cool car, both in the coupe and with the suicide doors.

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Randy, I think those old Lincolns are cool too. I'm just letting you know what's really popular with the West Hollywood crowd.

Not quite so gay Miata.

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