Decided to do a fun vehicle wrap for advertising. Started looking for a unique or loud(visually) vehicle that was a beater so I could get it cheap. Found this 2003 Hummer H2 with 140k miles, 37" tires with 22" wheels and a unique paint job. So unique that the guy was basically giving it away which was perfect for me since all I wanted was to wrap it, throw some big wheels on it and let it sit with an occasional drive through town.

My wife was in shock when I drove up in this. My Aggie neighbor came over and asked to drive it around Southlake and pick up his kids from camp. Fun times.

It's a shame you're going to wrap that.

That had to be from Houston in some point in its life.

leave it unwrapped as long as possible

that is awesome !!

when you do wrap it what color? Matte black?

Wut

What's worse?

Putting a wrap over this masterpiece or the Taliban blowing up 4000 year old statues of Buddha carved into the side of a cliff.

If the kids are on the hood, is that the mom on the drivers side?

There is a lot to unpack here, but first of all, is Ben Franklin wearing a covid mask???

Wow

tk for tu juan said:

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If the kids are on the hood, is that the mom on the drivers side?

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God I hope so.

Pretty sure I've seen this rig in the FBI Dallas seizure lot years ago.

for the love of all things holy, please don't wrap it

Emotional Support Cobra said:

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There is a lot to unpack here, but first of all, is Ben Franklin wearing a covid mask???

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Bank robbers mask homie, he's got the bag

How long until you are featured on the Southlake PD twitter?

Anyone know the name of the woman who posed for that? Asking for a friend.

I hope the OP regularly attends church and his church has the family drop off at the entrance tradition while dad parks the car.

I also hope the OP films his next visit to church and posts it here.

What do we think is on the passenger side? Must be hiding something by not showing it

The image looks like Heather Locklear/Stacy Sheridan. William Shatner's squeeze in TJ Hooker.

If you do wrap it put a Zombieland number 3 on the front doors.

Bro.

tk for tu juan said:

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What do we think is on the passenger side? Must be hiding something by not showing it

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Very similar to the drivers side.

Must not have had a good relationship with his mother-in-law.

100% chance that thing has seen some serious **** in its life.

Also, I kinda want it.

I love the pictures of the kids on the hood and the stripper on the rear quarter panel.

Yesterday said:

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My wife was in shock when I drove up in this. My Aggie neighbor came over and asked to drive it around Southlake and pick up his kids from camp. Fun times.

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If i see this in Southlake, then I'll threaten my kids that I may buy it!

Cromagnum said:

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That had to be from Houston in some point in its life.

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It's not purple but we'd allow it.

Would a wrap somehow cause harm to this masterpiece? This is the best Rule #1 thread we've had in ages now!

Man I would pay some money to drive that to work for a day.

1. Don't Use use a black light on the interior.

2. Do check it extremely throughly for hidden...contraband...that might have been forgotten by a previous owner before you decide to speed in it or fail to use blinkers.

Did it come with some devotional candles?

Madman said:

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I hope the OP regularly attends church and his church has the family drop off at the entrance tradition while dad parks the car.

I also hope the OP films his next visit to church and posts it here.

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Defs need to drop the fam off at the front of Whites Chapel.

Emotional Support Cobra said:

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There is a lot to unpack here, but first of all, is Ben Franklin wearing a covid mask???

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Is that Ben or is it Ron Jeremy?

MouthBQ98 said:

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1. Don't Use use a black light on the interior.

2. Do check it extremely throughly for hidden...contraband...that might have been forgotten by a previous owner before you decide to speed in it or fail to use blinkers.

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And if you find a brick of heroin, don't replace it with a torn up John Grisham novel, and then sell back the car to the guy whom you bought it from for a premium with the understanding the heroin was still in the car.

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Anyone know the name of the woman who posed for that? Asking for a friend.

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You'll definitely need a wrap for that

When I first read it, I thought you put this wrap on it. I couldn't figure out what your business was.