How'd your softball team do?

6-4 with a web gem. You should come out in your cheerleading outfit for me next time sugar.

Must be a church league. Ours plays mostly Wednesdays. Freakin' hypocrite baptists.

your reading comprehension sucks for a mesican. i said its a coed team. Church league is Mon or Tues. Mens play Wed. Coed Thurs. Friday make up or Corp games

mexican?

my bad a pheg... there you feel better?

dewshpump

dewshpump? dude i didnt think Ultra was awake this early.

Mofo I am up, but dragging major arse this morning.

I drank so much lastnight I should not be alive today.

I was so waisted that I was hitting on a deaf married chick and some 40 year old lady was feeding me her birthday cake.

OMG if feel like twice hammered sheet and I have to go to OKC this weekend for some world class drinking.

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I was so waisted that I was hitting on a deaf married chick and some 40 year old lady was feeding me her birthday cake.

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BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I can just see you hittin on the deaf chick thats the sad part!

I was having to write her messages on my phone, because I can not speak deaf!!

I was the saddest thing I have ever done!!!

the only thing i can picture right now is you makin the ok sign and puttin ur finger through it!!

I also used the two finger around my mouth with tounge sticking through them!!

i didnt know you were into salads... sick arse!!

its the international sign for coochie licking!!

i thought the peace sign with the tongue was the international sign for that.... true me.. i am more international than you

Thats what I ment.

and yes you are way more international than me, but I am internationally know to rock the microphone!!

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but I am internationally know to rock the microphone!!

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ya ur brother said you liked big things in ur hand close to ur mouth.....

you must be getting me confused with Frac and his cucumbers!!