South Texas School Districts Adopt New Standardized Test
The Texas Education Agency cannot seem to adopt a statewide test for more than 5 years.
School districts statewide have used the tests (TABS, TEAMS. TAAS, and now TAKS).
Therefore, South Texas school districts have adopted a test that better fits the public
education in their cities, reflecting the influence of illegal aliens. The new instrument will be the
Texas Assessment of Cognitive Operations (TACO). It will have a remedial version (Soft TACO),
a regular version (Hard TACO), and an advanced version with many more pages (the Gordita.)
It will be graded on the standard bell curve (the TACO Bell ).
Districts receiving the lowest scores will be put on probation with a Basic Educational Appraisal -
Not Satisfactory (BEANS). A second low rating earns the dreaded Remediation Educational
Factor for Individualized Education Deficits (REFRIED BEANS).
The Texas Education Agency cannot seem to adopt a statewide test for more than 5 years.
School districts statewide have used the tests (TABS, TEAMS. TAAS, and now TAKS).
Therefore, South Texas school districts have adopted a test that better fits the public
education in their cities, reflecting the influence of illegal aliens. The new instrument will be the
Texas Assessment of Cognitive Operations (TACO). It will have a remedial version (Soft TACO),
a regular version (Hard TACO), and an advanced version with many more pages (the Gordita.)
It will be graded on the standard bell curve (the TACO Bell ).
Districts receiving the lowest scores will be put on probation with a Basic Educational Appraisal -
Not Satisfactory (BEANS). A second low rating earns the dreaded Remediation Educational
Factor for Individualized Education Deficits (REFRIED BEANS).
