During 2nd grade religion hour teacher Sue asked this question?

"Kids, what part of you goes to heaven first when you die?"

All kids raise their hand including Pepito, but teacher Sue chooses little Sally first.

Ok Sally, what part of you goes to heaven first. Little Sally responds "Your brain, because that's what separates us from animals - the ability to think." "Very good Sally" says teacher Sue.

Little Bobby interjects "I think it's your heart!" "Why is that Bobby?" asks teacher. "Because that's where love comes from" "Very Good Bobby!"

Pepito's in the background waving his hand like crazy. Of course teacher sue is having second thoughts but this is religion hour how bad could it be? "Ok, Pepito What part of you goes to heaven first?"

"Your feet!" says Pepito. Hesitating, teacher asks "Why is that Pepito"

"Well the other night I walked into my moms bedroom and she had her feet in the air and was screaming - Oh God I'm coming!"

I loved these jokes!

lol

A grade school teacher in Las Milpas asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Maria put up her hand up and said, "My family went to my abuelito's farm, and we all saw his pet cabrito. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
Enriqueta shyly raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see los pyramids and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Enriqueta, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."
Pepito raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Pepito before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Pepito said, "My Tia Ninfa has a sweater with ten buttons, but her chichis are so big she can only fasten eight.”

IN TRUE BBB STYLE!