Suit-Mart. and it's not even close.
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Last: 18 yr ago by Mr. Drummond
dammit i cant think of the car dealership but theres some new cheese-d*ck woodchuck looking guy that just looks like he sniffs chode in his spare time. they keep changing the camera angles on him. it almost looks like a mock commercial. i want to say "southern ford" or something? i'll try to find out.
[This message has been edited by Yao Bling (edited 4/11/2007 12:45p).]
[This message has been edited by Yao Bling (edited 4/11/2007 12:45p).]
Texas Auto Insurance Discounters - woman seems like a complete psycho
SuitMart
C&D scrapmetal for the daughter
not local, but i f'n love the "learn the computer" guy.
SuitMart
C&D scrapmetal for the daughter
not local, but i f'n love the "learn the computer" guy.
Hilton Furniture- wife is kinda hot
on another note, wtf is up w/ the "damontron chevrolet" commercials. they must say damontron a minimum of 75 times in each commercial and it makes me want to hacksaw that ho and her dude.
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Hilton Furniture- wife is kinda hot
the hilton guy is at the top of my list of "people in houston i would love to pistol-whip".
tivo beetches, commericals are for suckas.
the coked up furniture dude (cant think of the name right now) that talks about cutting prices like his daughters hair or something like that. i like ole boy but he needs to lay off the white lady.
The worst Texas Auto Insurance Discounters commercial was the one where they would say "There is only one" over and over at the begining with some odd echo and reverb and it got louder each time then began to distort. That is a classic.
My other is only on at night, and has to be "Fair Deal Auto: The Home of No Credit Check". "If you have some type of muntly income we will finance you"
My other is only on at night, and has to be "Fair Deal Auto: The Home of No Credit Check". "If you have some type of muntly income we will finance you"
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the coked up furniture dude (cant think of the name right now) that talks about cutting prices like his daughters hair or something like that. i like ole boy but he needs to lay off the white lady.
that would be the dude from hilton furniture (and his daughter "baby paris" ). always decked out in rockets gear (including the headband). i wish i could beam him into oncoming traffic.
[This message has been edited by RaginKajun (edited 4/11/2007 1:01p).]
What about the pedifile hand-surgeon who has his baby on his lap and it looks like his hand is up her skirt like she is a puppet. I'm pretty sure he got busted a few years ago for something.
i go with the hilton furniture dude and i can't believe no one has mentioned that ugly beetch from auto insurance discounters. every time i see her ugly mug i think about ramming my fist through the screen.
At ThunderBolt we fix it right, and we guarantee it too!
"because caring for your hands is as natural as me caring for my little girl, sophie"
just saw ht dedicated a whole thread to that ugly beetch from auto insurance discounters.
HE'S A BIG FORD MAN!!!! HE'S RANDALL REED!!!
(stops walking, tips cowboy hat to the camera)
WE'RE DEALING! (awkward pause) COME ON DOWN!!! (arm motion gesturing you to approach)
(stops walking, tips cowboy hat to the camera)
WE'RE DEALING! (awkward pause) COME ON DOWN!!! (arm motion gesturing you to approach)
I am kind of partial to that scrap metal guy and his kids.
that haircut guy talking bout some technique he uses is awesome.
that hand doctor is FREAKY
The Houston Garden Center lady
I like when she is in the Christmas tree field in North Carolina and you can see her poochy FUPA all fancied up in her acid wash jeans. Solid local commercial gold!
That chick just oozes *****yness.
I like when she is in the Christmas tree field in North Carolina and you can see her poochy FUPA all fancied up in her acid wash jeans. Solid local commercial gold!
That chick just oozes *****yness.
The hand doctor lost his license to practice a couple years ago. It is very odd that he is running those commercials again. I'm pretty sure he isn't allowed to see that kid either.
guy was apparently loaded with blow and attacking his wife with a table leg or some ****. definitely a solid find...can't remember which poster found that tidbit.
though only a radio ad, i sometimes want to call Gary Trickter in the middle of the night just because he sounds so damn down-home friendly in his ads on 610 in the morning.
gotta be Jim Adler - The Texas Hammer
I always wished he'd grab a sledge hammer and wallop the table when he screams "The Texas Hammer"
I always wished he'd grab a sledge hammer and wallop the table when he screams "The Texas Hammer"
Yes, the guy talking about the Seabring Technique haircut. It is a tie between that one and the scrap metal guys. They use the out takes in their actual commercial.
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the coked up furniture dude (cant think of the name right now)
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that would be the dude from hilton furniture
I always refer to Mattress Mac as the coked up furniture dude
Crap! Totally forgot about the Texas Hammer.
Kajun- how do you really feel about Hilton?
That other furniture company- Exclusive Furniture- now that guy is annoying. He has his younger brother and all of his cousins/nephews/kids in the commercial. Their mascot is some super hero in a yellow spandex outfit. Weird.
Kajun- how do you really feel about Hilton?
That other furniture company- Exclusive Furniture- now that guy is annoying. He has his younger brother and all of his cousins/nephews/kids in the commercial. Their mascot is some super hero in a yellow spandex outfit. Weird.
The dental chain/insurance commercial with the guy with the plastered-on smile. That dude creeps me out.
The wife and I walked right up behind Hilton, the wife and Baby Hilton after an Astros game one time. I wanted to yell "Ooooooh!"
The wife and I walked right up behind Hilton, the wife and Baby Hilton after an Astros game one time. I wanted to yell "Ooooooh!"
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I always refer to Mattress Mac as the coked up furniture dude
he's obviously on something here...you cant dance like this off drugs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv3nxaQbPu4
and THAT'S A FACT, JACK!
he needs some ritalin
he needs some ritalin
The Sussan Furniture guy is pretty creepy. he kind of has a gay/jewish/perv vibe going.
Some other ones are the Po-Man furniture guy and Bi-Rite Furniture, 'Hey Hey Hey, Bi-Rite Furniture, best prices'
The spanish channels have some funny used car lot commericals, it' always some fat dude in a cowboy hat/western suit with a stacked young thing acting like a cat in heat while he rattles off the specs on the various cars.
Some other ones are the Po-Man furniture guy and Bi-Rite Furniture, 'Hey Hey Hey, Bi-Rite Furniture, best prices'
The spanish channels have some funny used car lot commericals, it' always some fat dude in a cowboy hat/western suit with a stacked young thing acting like a cat in heat while he rattles off the specs on the various cars.
hellya SPO...i didnt have cable during my youth so i would watch those spanish channel used car specials all the time growing up. made me the man i am today.
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Anybody remember the "Thunder Bolt" commercials?
Lady with low cut shirt and cowboy hat gets out of a white old style cadillac....
We put the YEEEE HAAAA back into your car and transmission!!
Lady with low cut shirt and cowboy hat gets out of a white old style cadillac....
We put the YEEEE HAAAA back into your car and transmission!!
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