Good times at LBJ

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Folks, if you you've never had the joy of time at LBJ…it is an experience. ER for 6 hours 2 weeks ago. Feels like every other people through the ambulance door was in cuffs. Lots of police roaming about.

Being an insured person was like being a king.

Surgery yesterday. Same basic idea. Most people on the floor needing an interpreter for anesthesia. But again, insurance means getting all the good drugs and treatment.

Horrendously managed though, as it's county after all.
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Why did you have surgery there? I'd only go there for a stabbing or gunshot.
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And a real bad one at that.
bigjag19
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Ambulance didn't give me an option. Broke and dislocated ankle and needed quick treatment. Was in 5W.

Surgeons are UT Health ortho so had no issue with that, and didn't want to go to the hassle of getting on my normal Methodist schedule.
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Make sure you mark which leg for them to work on.
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Makes sense! I was assuming an elective surgery - not accident related.
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bigjag19 said:

Ambulance didn't give me an option. Broke and dislocated ankle and needed quick treatment. Was in 5W.

Surgeons are UT Health ortho so had no issue with that, and didn't want to go to the hassle of getting on my normal Methodist schedule.


5W?

Break an ankle running from a smash and grab gone bad?
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What does 5W mean?
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CDUB98 said:

What does 5W mean?

That's the Dirty Nickel brosephus. The place crackers dont want to be most of the time.
bigjag19
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Softball at Irvington park. Made a hell of a play. It involved a squat pivot and throw.

Foot didn't pivot with the rest of my leg.
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bigjag19 said:

Softball at Irvington park. Made a hell of a play. It involved a squat pivot and throw.

Foot didn't pivot with the rest of my leg.


Did you get the out?
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CDUB98 said:

What does 5W mean?

Fifth Ward
bigjag19
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Turned 2
bigjag19
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But because we're pretty sure the runner going to 2nd stopped on the sound of my bones cracking.
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schmellba99 said:

CDUB98 said:

What does 5W mean?

That's the Dirty Nickel brosephus. The place crackers dont want to be most of the time.


DOH! HA! I don't remember anyone abbreviating like that before, though I'm sure it has been.

It's been a really long year at work, and the last two weeks especially busy. I'm tired and functioning below my usual ****** level.
bigjag19
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Not even tax day!
CDUB98
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Could be worse. In Canada, they'd just ask you if you'd like to be euthanized.
bigjag19
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Was tempting during the multiple rounds of relocation.
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bigjag19 said:

Ambulance didn't give me an option. Broke and dislocated ankle and needed quick treatment. Was in 5W.

Surgeons are UT Health ortho so had no issue with that, and didn't want to go to the hassle of getting on my normal Methodist schedule.

Next time, don't give the ambulance an option. You don't want an infection.
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bigjag19 said:

Turned 2

Legend.
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bigjag19 said:

Softball at Irvington park. Made a hell of a play. It involved a squat pivot and throw.

Foot didn't pivot with the rest of my leg.



"Squat pivot and throw" is the most creative way I've ever heard someone describe their ankle making a business decision in softball beer league.
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CDUB98 said:

What does 5W mean?

5th Ward. The Nickle. The Nick.

I often dreamed what life would've looked like had I grown up in Katy or the Hoodlands.
bigjag19
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I mean it is what it is. Capped off a legendary night for me. 4 put outs and a looking K.

And that was only the 3rd inning.
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bigjag19 said:

Softball at Irvington park. Made a hell of a play. It involved a squat pivot and throw.

Foot didn't pivot with the rest of my leg.

i've heard the softball league at that park (maybe it's the Sunday league?) is supposedly the longest active west of the Mississippi.

And Irvington Park is not really 5th Ward, more like Nawfside.
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chico said:

bigjag19 said:

Softball at Irvington park. Made a hell of a play. It involved a squat pivot and throw.

Foot didn't pivot with the rest of my leg.

i've heard the softball league at that park (maybe it's the Sunday league?) is supposedly the longest active west of the Mississippi.

And Irvington Park is not really 5th Ward, more like Nawfside.

Saint Arnold is in the bloody 5th, can't be that bad.

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CDUB98 said:

Could be worse. In Canada, they'd just ask you if you'd like to be euthanized.


Yeah, but that would be 6 months from now, when he got seen at his initial appointment.
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Mas89 said:

bigjag19 said:

Ambulance didn't give me an option. Broke and dislocated ankle and needed quick treatment. Was in 5W.

Surgeons are UT Health ortho so had no issue with that, and didn't want to go to the hassle of getting on my normal Methodist schedule.

Next time, don't give the ambulance an option. You don't want an infection.


You don't get much transport options with HFD in this kind of situation, unfortunately. Depends on his location and distance to the hospitals.
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KDubAg said:

Mas89 said:

bigjag19 said:

Ambulance didn't give me an option. Broke and dislocated ankle and needed quick treatment. Was in 5W.

Surgeons are UT Health ortho so had no issue with that, and didn't want to go to the hassle of getting on my normal Methodist schedule.

Next time, don't give the ambulance an option. You don't want an infection.


You don't get much transport options with HFD in this kind of situation, unfortunately. Depends on his location and distance to the hospitals.


I broke my leg playing kickball at the sports complex at 90 and Chimney Rock, and I got the choice of MH Sugar Land or MH Med Center. NFW I would have wanted to be anywhere other than the Med Center for what I went through.

I also remember telling them that I have good insurance, so we're not going to Ben Taub.
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Yikes, that sux. Yea, you're in the middle of both locations. I would prefer med center as MH Sugar Land isn't a trauma center. Not that they couldn't help you with a broken leg or not.
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drumboy said:

chico said:

bigjag19 said:

Softball at Irvington park. Made a hell of a play. It involved a squat pivot and throw.

Foot didn't pivot with the rest of my leg.

i've heard the softball league at that park (maybe it's the Sunday league?) is supposedly the longest active west of the Mississippi.

And Irvington Park is not really 5th Ward, more like Nawfside.

Saint Arnold is in the bloody 5th, can't be that bad.

Yeah, I was going to say he probably should have just asked the ambulance to drive him down Hardy Street and let him drink it off at the brewery
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The Nickel to Near Nawfside. In 10 minutes you can go from Mogadishu to Matamoros
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Doing extra jobs at Ben Taub or LBJ is chef's kiss. Getting paid to enjoy the s*** show of those two hospitals, I feel bad just a little for taking the money. Always a naked guy trying to escape, some illegal trying to steal meds, black family being all extra cause Jaqwan got himself shot. And that's just in the first hour of the shift.
Can't decide if I want to be cute & cuddly, or go blow some sh*t up.
Decisions decisions.
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CDUB98 said:

What does 5W mean?

It's where you want to be on a police ride along.
jh0400
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KDubAg said:

Yikes, that sux. Yea, you're in the middle of both locations. I would prefer med center as MH Sugar Land isn't a trauma center. Not that they couldn't help you with a broken leg or not.


I had a tibial plateau fracture with compartment syndrome that required fasciotomies with skin grafts and two surgeries to stabilize the fracture. That wasn't happening in Sugar Land.
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