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The Redneck Country Club

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SpreadsheetAg
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Who has been?

http://theredneckcountryclub.com/

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The RCC is the Redneck Country Club, a place where good people can relax and have a beer, a bourbon or some whiskey, and some simple vittles, while listening to a musician croon his heart out, around other like-minded people.

RCC will be a very relaxed atmosphere. Service will be slow, so don’t come in a rush. Staff will be limited, so don’t come if you need constant attention. The place will be run down, with the feel of a sleepy old town that hasn’t been touched in a generation, so don’t criticize that we have nothing that is fancy or new. The menu of food and drinks will be simple, so don’t come demanding a culinary journey or a broad array of beers and mixed drinks with stupid names like sex on a beach.


Looks like Dub Miller (of the Hwy 6 Band) is a regular on Thursday Nights

Upcoming:
Sammy Kershaw
Gary P Nunn
The Captain Legendary Band (Waylon Jennings Tribute Band)
Robert Earl Keen (May 16th... damn Sold Out)
SpreadsheetAg
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And because Michael Berry started this up... the FAQ is hilarious if you read it in his voice:

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Q: If I join and want my money back, or I’m kicked out for being a drunk or a groper, do I get my money back?
A: No.

Q: Can I constantly suggest how to improve the RCC by telling about all the redneck things I know about, or showing off what a redneck I am, or telling the staff how they could improve upon the concept by doing this or that?
A: No. That is irritating. Go create your own place, we promise not to come.

Q: Why don’t you serve all sorts of different foods and offer every drink imaginable and why don’t you do this or that or _______________?
A: Go away. Seriously. Come to enjoy what we offer. If that doesn’t appeal, don’t join.

Q: I’m a nervous and/or irritating person who likes to ask a lot of hypothetical questions because I don’t know what else to do. To whom do I ask all these questions about membership and operations and schedules?
A: Nobody. Go away. You don’t belong here.

Q: I like to throw a fit if service is slow, or I have to wait to get a seat, or any number of other reasons. Are you excited to have me join?
A: No. The customer is not always right at the RCC. Enjoy yourself, or go away.

Q: Will I be able to watch football games at the RCC?
A: Of course. What kind of communist question is that?


aTm2004
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I'd hit up a show to check it out if it weren't on the complete opposite side of town (I'm in Kingwood).
UndergroundAg
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Cody Canada sounds like a porno name. Do they allow minorities in?
CrossBowAg99
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"No minorities, but we do allow gays" said Michael Berry
AgGal2010
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Go check out The Scott Taylor band on Wednesdays. Awesome music and great group of guys!
Ag2Max
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Have a realtor function there next week. Can't wait to check it out.
DiskoTroop
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They're trying to schedule in Shake Russell soon. If they do, I'm gonna have to check it out.
Mega Lops
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I went a few months ago. The outdoor set up is cool for musical acts.
yeahtoast
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The $50,000 membership seems like a steal.
Tom Hagen
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Did that location used to be a ghetto sports bar?
SpreadsheetAg
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$50,000 lifetime membership is pricy.

But $250 annual memebership for the poors ain't bad.

I am considering it.

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"No minorities, but we do allow gays" said Michael Berry

I don't Michael wants to ban his wife and kids from ever going to the place. Minorities would assuredly be welcomed with open arms if they are true American (or Texas) Patriots and not liberal ******s. (he advertises it as a congregation for like-minded people; colorblind)
whiteman
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quote:
"Did that location used to be a ghetto sports bar?


Yes it used to be Sports Resort
BarryProfit
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Ah, sports resort, brings back memories.
aggietig
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It's pretty cool. I went a few weeks ago and saw an 80's cover band. Went with some friends who are members. It seems like it's for the mid 40's and older crowd. They have lawn chairs to sit on and watch the concert, a big section of AstroTurf that has fire pits and chairs to lounge around in, and the feel is pretty welcoming and laid back. The location is pretty hood but once you are in, you feel safe and separated from where you actually are. It's also much bigger then I remember the old Sports bar it used to be.
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