I can imagine this is how it would go...
Setting: 9:30 am, Saturday morning. Sunny and calm. Bryan, TX residential neighborhood
nancydeedavis: Hello, my name is nancydeedavis, I live behind you. I was noticing how many dogs you have.
dog owner: Your point???
nancydeedavis: Well, they are quite loud and the smell is really bad.
dog owner: Your point???
nancydeedavis: Well... I was hoping that we might be able to work out some kind of agreement that you will clean up and somehow control your dogs so they don't bother me.
dog owner: If you don't like it, move. They don't bother me (the 8 snot nosed kids running around in diapers and the live in with a cigarette and a beer come to the door now to see what the problem is)
live in: (angry, to her live in man) Who is this? (seething, to nancy) You trying to take my man?
nancydeedavis: No ma'am. I'm your neighbor. I was just wanting to talk about your dogs and the problem I have with the barking and the smell. Not to mention, the fence is falling down and they are getting out occasionally.
live in: Mind your own business. These dogs are a part of our family. Why don't you just move if you don't like 'em? They ain't that bad anyways...
nancydeedavis: Sorry to have bothered you. Have a good day.
dog owner: (to live in as nancy is walking away) We should invite her and her family over for a BBQ in our back yard to show her how good our dogs are.
live in: Shut up! Let's go back in and make another baby. We can get more food stamps if we do. Then, we can go get another dog. This time, though, I want a Chihuahua so we can have it inside with the 9 cats we got. They need some dog company so they ain't so scared of the dogs in the back.