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Favorite Ted Nugent Quote

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Physics Clown
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11:51a, 1/12/07
Post your favorite Ted Nugent Quote

"Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak."

"My idea of fast food is a mallard"

"I don't hunt for sport, I don't hunt for recreation, I don't hunt for meat, I hunt to hunt ..."
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Cowtown Red
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12:01p, 1/12/07
quote:
Nugent, an avid hunter, was being interviewed by a French journalist. The journalist asked, "What do you think the last thought is in the mind of a deer before you shoot it? Is it, "Are you my friend?" or is it "Are you the one who killed my brother?" Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next? who am I going to screw next? and can I run fast enough to get away? They are very much like the French in that regard."

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FSGuide
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12:06p, 1/12/07
Cowtown Red = Winner
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MasterAggie
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12:13p, 1/12/07
Yep! Classic!
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FSGuide
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12:15p, 1/12/07
I like Uncle Ted but he always says "Long Live The Beast" after he has killed the beast. i don't understand what that means........
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Cowtown Red
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12:24p, 1/12/07
His Spirit of the Wild show is pretty entertaining.
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MouthBQ98
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1:21p, 1/12/07
He is either talking about himself..or the other ones he is saving for next week, I guess.
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Texas 1836
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1:21p, 1/12/07
Good one, Cowtown.


Another

quote:
I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.

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BassAg
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1:26p, 1/12/07
Cowtown Won!
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1989
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1:51p, 1/12/07
"Kill'em and grill'em."
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SR90
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2:09p, 1/12/07
Cowtown's quote is too perfect. Is that an urban legend?
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Birddog 99
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2:14p, 1/12/07
"Pump station disconnect!" - classic line from the Nuge
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CajunAggie
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2:58p, 1/12/07
SR90,

Nope. It's fo' real.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/nugent.asp
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Cowtown Red
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2:58p, 1/12/07
Not that Snopes.com is the be-all, end-all, but they say it's real.
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Cowtown Red
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2:59p, 1/12/07
Dang it!

If my phone hadn't have rang, I'd have had ya, Cajun!
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MouthBQ98
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3:10p, 1/12/07
I heard a good quote about Ted once. I'll paraphrase it. It was how to win in Iraq: Just air drop Ted and his bow in, and tell him there's no limit on insurgents, and they're great smoked on the grill. Victory in notime.
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swampstander
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3:12p, 1/12/07
"Where have we seen this before?"
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Physics Clown
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3:37p, 1/12/07
"My arrow just passed through the pump station of the mastodon beast"
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CajunAggie
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3:51p, 1/12/07
Cowtown,

I had my secretary call you and then hang up, just so I would have the split second advantage.
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FullDraw
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7:41p, 1/12/07
"Cocked, locked and ready to rock doc."

"Nothing like a brass rainbow." refering to a fully automatic weapon firing.

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cavscout96
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8:50p, 1/13/07
pretty much anything he has to say re: gun rights or government
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jt2hunt
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10:43p, 1/13/07
the "French"


classic!
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AggieChemist
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11:55p, 1/13/07
What do you need an Uzi to kill deer for?

You don't.
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