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OB Joke of the day

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Mr.Bond
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A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The blind man replied he would do it by smell. The manager decides to test him and places a piece of wood in front of him. The manager asks, "What is it without touching it?" The blind man replies, "Thats a good piece of fir." "Correct, says the manager, now try this one." "Thats a bad piece of willow," says the blind man. "Correct," answers the manager.

With that, the manager decides to play a trick on the blind man. He get his secretary to lift up her dress and put her crotch in the blind mans face. "I'm confused, says the blind man, Can you turn it around?" The secretary turns around and puts her ass in his face. The blind man says, "Oh, youre trying to fool me! But I know exactly what kind of wood that is. Its the **** house door off a tuna boat!"
FSGuide
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HA! I told this joke to my wife yesterday while we were watching the Max Stallings concert before the Ranger's game. This skank kept bending over right in front of us and it reminded me of this joke.
craig09
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I was at the game / pregame concerts as well. Perfect day for baseball yesterday. My girlfriend got us tickets last year and this year because opening day was my birthday.

[This message has been edited by Craig09 (edited 4/6/2013 8:54a).]
Mr.Bond
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Mr.Bond
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A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My ***** is orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy's ***** isn't orange. Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life."

Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How are things going at work?" The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy responds, "No. The boss was a real *******, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy." So the doc figures this isn't the reason.

He asks the guy, "How's your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago." The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys stress. Guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old *****." So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.

He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?" The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos."
NW80
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These are tired ,old jokes....
Mr.Bond
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Ok sorry.
aggielostinETX
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quote:
These are tired ,old jokes....



Kinda like your lame ass schtick.....
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